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[12:08] <Esseb> lemme call my brother first
[12:08] <Esseb> hm, let me find my phone first

[12:15] <DaveGilbert> There was some issue on eBay where a guy was selling " Ps2 box and manual"
[12:15] <DaveGilbert> someone bought it for 200 bucks
[12:15] <DaveGilbert> All he got was the box and maunal

[10:24] <AGA> There are about 121830184098190489031 Chris Joneses in the world
[10:24] <Noodlering> yes ._. damn them all

[10:53] <Fuzzpilz> If you can make a small background, you can make a big one as well.
[10:53] <Fuzzpilz> It will merely take longer.

[10:54] * Fuzzpilz is currently using the most inefficient program he ever wrote to output all prime numbers under one million into a text file
[10:54] <DaveGilbert> Fuzz - why?
[10:54] <Fuzzpilz> I felt like it

[11:26] <tab_the_friend> bluecup 8ball should I get the death metal one?
[11:26] * BlueCup shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
[11:26] <BlueCup> It says 'Outlook Sucks,' tab_the_friend
[11:26] <tab_the_friend> shit

[11:28] <Layabout> bluecup 8ball is annie a lesbian
[11:28] * BlueCup shakes the psychic purple sphere...
[11:28] <BlueCup> It says 'In your dreams,' Layabout
[11:28] <Layabout> hehehe
[11:28] <Ghormak> lol
[11:28] <Layabout> dammit, the 8ball knows!

[12:26] *** CJ|Away is now known as CJ-
[12:26] <CJ-> ello ello ello, what's going on here?
[12:26] * ^def kills CJ-
[12:26] * CJ- dies
[12:26] * ^def dances on CJ-'s corpse a bit
[12:26] * ^def sells parts of CJ- on ebay
[12:27] * ^def makes lots of money
[12:27] <NoodleRing> i'll take the....erm brain ._. k
[12:27] <^def> you cant
[12:27] <NoodleRing> :( why
[12:27] <^def> there is no brain!
[12:27] <^def> ..
[12:27] <^def> o_O
[12:27] <NoodleRing> O_o
[12:27] <^def> I only see wires
[12:28] * ^def spots a big red button labeled 'self destruct'
[12:28] <^def> ew I aint touching that spot
[12:29] * Fuzzpilz activates it
[12:29] * ^def hears clock ticking
[12:29] * ^def runs
[12:31] * ^def whispers "you're supposed to explode now" to CJ|dead|defiled
[12:31] <CJ|dead|defiled> sorry afk
[12:31] * CJ|dead|defiled explodes

[13:49] <Sata\\|> Cyber sex, that's another lump of coal for YOU!

[15:08] <CJ> |Annie|: how cold is it with you today?
[15:08] <|Annie|> 19 F ._.
[15:08] <[eric]> 19 F WANNA CHAT!!!1!?!?

[15:10] <DarkStalkey> is it me or have the last ten sentances not made any sense?

[15:24] <DarkStalkey> |Annie|, i don't know :(
[15:24] <|Annie|> oh ._.
[15:24] <DarkStalkey> ask CJ or leks
[15:24] * |Annie| looks at c_leksutin
[15:24] <Ghormak> Muchos gracias
[15:24] * |Annie| looks at CJ
[15:24] * |Annie| look at Ghormak
[15:25] * Ghormak looks at Annie's grammatical error

[10:34] <Ghormak> Oh, I love different languages. Forget what I said earlier. What I meant was, I hate actually LEARNING those languages. ._.

[10:35] <CJ-> je ne jibble pas

[15:00] <Barcik> Good I'm naked

[15:15] <Mad_Chef> haha ._. cheese
[15:1n5] <Chedder_Tier> eep
[15:15] * Mad_Chef chases Chedder_Tier
[15:15] <Chedder_Tier> to the Cheese Mobile

[15:24] <Rog> Hey rodekill, |Annie| asked me to tell you: http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml (16 hours, 20 minutes ago)
[15:26] <rodekill> I knew about the warship. We all take turns playing captain.
[15:26] <[Tier]> hehe
[15:26] <|Annie|> I like the headline rode
[15:26] <|Annie|> CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT...
[15:26] <|Annie|> CANADA HAS A WARSHIP?
[15:27] <rodekill> Yeah, not a lot of people know about it. We got it at a garage sale.

[17:18] <Fuzzpilz> (insert opinion here)! You are wrong because your personal taste is different than mine! I am better than you!

[17:20] <Sylpher> coke kicks your bodies ass...SCIENCE SAYS SO...YOU CAN'T ARGUE!!!
[17:20] <Fuzzpilz> heh... pepsi isn't better :P
[17:21] <AGA> but but it gives you huge burping power!
[17:22] <Goldmemba> and cancer
[17:22] <Fuzzpilz> Cancer? No. Osteoporosis, maybe, if you overdo it.
[17:23] <Fuzzpilz> well, I don't buy anything with artificial sweeteners, so that doesn't apply to me
[17:23] <AGA> but but phenenlanalin is good for you!
[17:23] <PaulDeLario> And all interpreters are different
[17:23] <PaulDeLario> We are talking about the taste.
[17:23] <PaulDeLario> Not the health
[17:23] <PaulDeLario> And a firm kick in the ass because I will continue drinking Coke undaunted
[17:23] <PaulDeLario> It satisfies my thirt and removes many years from my life in this god forsaken planet
[17:24] <AGA> You still drink regular coke?
[17:24] <PaulDeLario> Adreneline is pretty cool too.
[17:24] <PaulDeLario> Although you can't drink it and it comes naturally
[17:24] <AGA> I prefer insulin to adrenaline
[17:24] <AGA> It helps me live
[17:25] <PaulDeLario> Woh woh woh. Why are we arguing about soft drinks?
[17:26] <AGA> because it's more interesting than politics
[17:26] <PaulDeLario> True, but I'd rather know how your day went...
[17:26] <Goldmemba> I wouldn't. Let's continue with soft drinks.
[17:26] * PaulDeLario shakes his head and wonders why he said that
[17:27] <PaulDeLario> Your day?
[17:27] <PaulDeLario> Hm. I must be tired
[17:27] <Fuzzpilz> My day so far: Woke up. Got on IRC. It is now 9 hours later.
[17:27] <Fuzzpilz> Sounds less interesting than soft drinks to me.

[17:30] <Fuzzpilz> What I don't like are people who download from me at insane speeds and have nothing shared.
[17:31] <Sylpher> I just don't like people

[18:39] <Rog> Hey CJ-, J_lo asked me to tell you: Forget that Ben asshole. It's YOU I want! (11 days, 21 hours ago)
[18:39] <CJ-> Rog: um, I see

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[00:04] <CommaToes> good night all
[00:04] <CommaToes> don't let me fade from your memory
[00:05] <MillsJROSS> Who are you again?

[00:24] <|Annie|> and you have disneyland
[00:24] <MillsJROSS> But we get rain, and more rain
[00:24] <|Annie|> rain is easy ok
[00:24] <MillsJROSS> Yeah, but you have four seasons, we have two
[00:24] <MillsJROSS> Wet and Dry

[02:18] <MillsJROSS> If I said it once, I've said it a dosen times, stop calling me a girl!

[02:51] <|Annie|> bluecup yow
[02:51] <BlueCup> Am I elected yet?

[02:53] <LasNaranjas> bluecup yow
[02:53] <BlueCup> HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!

[18:50] * Pod brb hl ix fuxed

[19:11] <AGA> Wanna form a band, Grund?!
[19:11] <AGA> We'll call it... The What!

[22:42] <|Annie|> write me........an essay on why canadian money is better than monopoly money
[22:42] <|Annie|> ._. wait there's 3 ppl here and they're ALL canadian 
[22:42] <|Annie|> D:
[22:42] <rodekill> Haha, let's get her!
[22:42] <rodekill> After I finish this beer.
[22:43] <rodekill> And after the hockey game.

[22:46] <CommaToes> let's make Annie move to some island and be the dictator
[22:47] <Unilin> One of the sandwitch islands?
[22:47] <|Annie|> i will be queen of the bananas ._.
[22:47] <rodekill> that's hot.
[22:48] <CommaToes> and you will rule over 3 monkeys and a tarantula
[22:48] <CommaToes> named norman
[22:48] <|Annie|> norman?
[22:48] <Unilin> Norman.
[22:48] <|Annie|> k ._. ill call it normie
[22:48] <|Annie|> does it eat bananas?
[22:48] <|Annie|> because thats all we have
[22:48] <|Annie|> bananas...
[22:48] <|Annie|> and coconuts ._.
[22:49] <Unilin> No, it doesn't eat banannas, it eats flies and stuff
[22:49] <Unilin> And if you call it Normie it will bite you
[22:50] <CommaToes> the monkeys are all named phil

[23:01] <rodekill> Know what's great about the quotefile? Going back and trying to remember saying all that junk.

[23:02] <Unilin> I want to be a egomaniac when I grow up

[23:11] <rodekill> roger my ass is cold, gimme a rub.
[23:11] <Rog> Ok rodekill, 'my ass' defined
[23:11] <rodekill> er
[23:11] <rodekill> ok.
[23:12] <rodekill> roger, what is my ass?
[23:12] <Rog> my ass is cold, gimme a rub.
[23:12] <rodekill> teehee!
[23:12] <rodekill> didn't see that one coming.

[23:14] <Rog> Your name seems to be CommaToes. Is that correct?
[23:14] <CommaToes> yes
[23:14] <CommaToes> wait
[23:14] <CommaToes> you weren't expecting a responce, were you roger

[23:21] <Unilin> MY WORLD IS A CROTCH!

[17:41] <Invisible_Man> What's up?
[17:41] <Invisible_Man> Talk to me fast people, my connection is going to break very soon

[18:06] <CommaToes> CJ, is Rog a harlot?
[18:07] <CJ-> well, he's a man so I'd have to say no
[18:07] <CommaToes> is he a man?
[18:07] <CommaToes> have you checked?
[18:08] <CJ-> oh yes, every night

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[19:05] * Fuzzpilz just made himself a new avatar, and it's exactly 1984 bytes, which is his year of birth. TEH SPOOKEY! A conspiracy at work!

[19:36] * Nellie uses his ESP skills to discover the colour of everybody's underwear.

[19:46] <Invisible_Man> roger seen Goldmemba
[19:46] <Rog> goldmemba was last seen on #ags 1 days, 2 hours ago stating: rog seen invisible_man

[20:00] <Nellie> @._.@
[20:00] <|Annie|> goat ._.
[20:00] <Nellie> Prince Charles!
[20:00] <|Annie|> naah its a goat
[20:00] <Nellie> Bah, to that!
[20:00] <|Annie|> Baa ._. baaaa
[20:00] <|Annie|> boo ._. etc
[20:01] <m0ds> mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[20:01] <m0ds> marrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[20:02] <m0ds> k
[20:02] <m0ds> bleet bleet
[20:02] <Nellie> bling bling
[20:02] <Nellie> Barbar the elephant
[20:03] <Nellie> A distant cousin of mine.
[20:03] <CommaToes> princess leia
[20:04] <m0ds> nellie bar bar
[20:05] <m0ds> and the shoe of Cheltenham
[20:05] <Nellie> I knew we'd descend into gobbledegook sooner or later.

[20:23] <RobertEric> "Osama Bin Laden is now starring in a new gameshow, called 'Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden'"

[20:32] <Nellie> \o/\o/\o/\./\o/\o/
[20:32] <Nellie> Sniper at a pop concert.

[20:41] <Nellie> Two ariels met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.
[20:41] <Nellie> Apparently the ceremony was rubbish, but the reception was brilliant.

[20:52] <Nellie> I think we should set people in the AGS community a series of challenges, and then vote them out one by one.
[20:52] <LGM> AGS Survivor
[20:53] <Nellie> Nah, really vote them out. Forever.
[20:53] <Nellie> And the last one in gets a character animator.

[22:08] <rodekill> So, I wonder who is leaving the community next.
[22:08] <rodekill> My bets are on Roger, we abuse him so much, I'm surprised he hangs around here at all.
[22:08] <rodekill> roger
[22:08] <Rog> rodekill: yes?
[22:08] <rodekill> shut up

[22:32] <CommaToes> the bad thing about romantic walks in the snow is that usually for it to be really romantic, there needs to be someone with you.

[18:22] <m0ds> teh coffee sobering me up a litle
[18:22] <m0ds> >:|
[18:22] * m0ds runs around in a circle to a tune

[13:02] <Grundislav> of course, I forgot the main rule of the quotefile
[13:02] <|Annie|NoWork> whats that grund
[13:03] <Ghormak> "If it's not out of context, make it so."
[13:03] <Grundislav> "If it makes sense, leave it out"

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[11:40] <m0ds> they chopped down teh big tree :(
[11:41] <esper41> What big tree?
[11:42] <Unilin> The big tree?
[11:42] <Unilin> The big tree?
[11:42] <|Annie|> what tree? :)
[11:42] <m0ds> THE big tree
[11:42] <m0ds> lol
[11:42] <Unilin> The big tree?
[11:42] <m0ds> our street had a huge tree in it
[11:42] <m0ds> the biggest one around!
[11:42] <m0ds> and they chopped it down :(
[11:42] <|Annie|> aw ._. 
[11:42] <Unilin> Kill them!
[11:42] <esper41> Oh.
[11:42] <esper41> I thought it was some kind of euphenism
[11:43] <esper41> Knowing you.

[18:18] <m0ds> ^..^
[18:18] <|Annie}> haha so cute
[18:19] <|Annie|> yay
[18:19] <m0ds> ^._.^ weird
[18:19] <LGM> <_>
[18:19] <LasNaranjas> brb
[18:19] *** LasNaranjas is now known as Las-Brew
[18:19] * Fuzzpilz is reminded by his current activity of the following memory: a few years ago, he was halfway through a bowl of muesli when he noticed the unusually high number of dead beetles it contained.

[18:56] <AGA> HELLO DAVEGILBERT
[18:56] <AGA> HOW ARE YOU?
[18:56] <DaveGilbert> I'M FINE!1!!
[18:56] <AGA> OH I AM GLAD
[18:56] * DaveGilbert fixes AGA's caps-lock key

[19:00] <netmonkey> damnit! I forgot to talk to cj... any other l33th4x0rs here? (programmers.)

[20:27] <|Annie|> CJ- stop looking at pron and go to bed :P
[20:28] <CJ-> |Annie|!!! um
[20:28] <AGA> I think he;s probably slumped in front of the TV, drunk
[20:28] <|Annie|> no he's here
[20:28] <|Annie|> looking at pron ._.
[20:28] <CJ-> :p
[20:29] <CJ-> where porn is the AGS source code, but whatever turns you on :p
[20:29] <AGA> eek, programming whilst drunk?!
[20:29] <CJ-> who said I was drunk?
[20:29] <AGA> you might actually leave some bugs out!
[20:29] <CJ-> it's an urban legend

[20:30] <Esseb> cj
[20:30] <Esseb> directX is being mean to me

[21:35] <m0ds> jams looking at me ^_^

[12:08] <m0ds> i did Layabout

[12:13] <Eggie> I played myst for about five minutes before losing interest in everything because nothing made sense and everything was all twiddly.
[12:14] <ThunderSt0rm> It's funny, because "Mist" is German for crap.

[12:32] <Eggie> rog is a fool
[12:32] <Rog> look who's talking.

[12:34] <Visti> Fosters?
[12:34] <|Annie|> australin for beer ._.
[12:35] <Layabout> no annie. australian for shit beer that no australians drink
[12:35] <|Annie|> its just the ads tagline, i wouldnt know, but yes i've been told they only export it cos no aussie will drink it
[12:36] <Layabout> tagline should be: Fosters, Australian for Shit

[13:48] <RobertEric> BlueCup, yow
[13:48] <BlueCup> All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!

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[18:10] <Flippy_D> rog cj
[18:11] <Rog> cj is a studmuffin
[18:11] * [magintz] pictures himself explaining this to a phychiatrist in 40 years

[23:46] <LGM> Nobody found my comment funny at all?
[23:46] <LGM> Gee... Guess I should just leave...
[23:46] <LGM> I was gonna leave anyways
[23:46] <LGM> I don't need you people
[23:46] <LGM> ;)
[23:46] <esper41> Well we certainly don't need you

[23:47] <Unilin> Does this Tom Strong wear spandex?
[23:47] <esper41> I'm glad that I haven't been following this particular conversation

[17:45] <Magintz> i'm bored :P
[17:46] <Aqwell> play air guitar... I am playing, join me!
[17:46] * Magintz plays air guitar
[17:46] * Cheese_Tier plays air drums
[17:46] * [CI5]Archangel plays air keyboard
[17:47] * Magintz signs air band record deal
[17:47] * AGA plays air penis
[17:47] <Flippy_D> O.o
[17:47] * Magintz walks away slowly
[17:47] * Cheese_Tier shoots magintz with an air air gun
[17:47] * AGA launches air rocket at Magintz
[17:48] * Flippy_D dies of lack of oxygen 'cause everyone is hogging the air and he was trying to be polite
[17:48] * Magintz does 'matrix style' moves and dodges the bullets
[17:48] * Cheese_Tier air pokes magintz
[17:48] * Magintz realises he watches too many movies
[17:49] * AGA goes to Flippy_D's air funeral

[17:49] <CJ-> !!!! "Perhaps CJ could pick you up in his Car-o-Stickytape
[17:50] <CJ-> rog tell m0ds How dare you insult my love wagon??????
[17:50] * AGA wants some reason to show off his 1337 funkmobile
[17:52] <|Annie|> love wagon hee hee
[17:52] <|Annie|> maybe thats why its got sticky tape in the first place

[17:52] <AGA> I think Flippy's got a pretty good wong

[17:53] <AGA> I wanna pass my test soon so I can run people over

[19:56] <CJ-> ma thingy went wibbly, hate it when that happens >:|

[18:23] <TerranRich> Fluffle isn't a real word

[19:28] * esper41 resolves not to use a smiley
[19:28] * esper41 is in a very bad mood

[19:51] <Sylpher> why are all theme designer horny bastards?
[19:53] <Sylpher> Every theme either has a girl wearing about as much material a napkin provides or some shitty band from the 80's
[19:54] <Sylpher> not saying I'm not a fan of the female body...just don't need a piece of ass in my face when I 'boot' up my pc...
[19:57] <Sylpher> if this page doesn;t start coughing up some good themes I may have to punch them in the arm...very hard like
[19:57] <Sylpher> who the hell makes a xXx theme?

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[20:04] <CJ-> hehe, "New Newsgroups: alt.uk.sucks.ass, alt.usa-0wns-j00, alt.things-to-do-today.bind-him-to-a-chair"

[20:04:30] <Flippy_D> custard is alive
[20:04:42] <Flippy_D> but then custard is hooked up to an anti-narcolepsy machine
[20:05:12] <custard> ...
[20:05:21] <custard> can i have some of what youve been smoking?

[21:13:07] * custard orders family guy dvds and saves £10
[21:15:16] <@CJ-> custard: well, that's one way of thinking of it ;)
[21:15:35] * @CJ- buys a new house and saves £200

[21:26:53] <[CI5]Archangel> I'd like to thank my mom, dad, dog, internet explorer, microsoft, and tony blair

[21:59:21] <Grundislav> you mean the outtake from the Jerry Springer one where CJ says he's impotent?
[21:59:32] <@CJ-> m0ds: the one where you revealed my problem below the equator
\[22:00:03] <Grundislav> CJ: I'd like to point out that it was I who pointed out the "problems below the equator" ;P
[22:00:19] <@|Annie|> i think they pointed themselves out or rather didnt

21:31:17] <@m0ds> i dont believe this shit, "Sadam might use his oil fields as weapons of mass destruction, so we're going to send in all our troops to secure them".

[21:41:26] <@m0ds> my dad says "This could be the biggest thing in all the worlds history" lol
[21:41:32] <@m0ds> and by that, he doesn't mean my penis.

[22:03:28] <Grundislav> rog seen m0ds' penis
[22:03:29] <@Rog> Grundislav: I haven't seen 'm0ds' penis'
[22:03:33] <@m0ds> lol
[22:03:34] <Grundislav> would you like to?

[22:07:16] <Grundislav> ok, so is kikme a real person, or someone pretending?
[22:07:23] <Barcik> He's real
[22:07:31] <Grundislav> that scares me

[18:04] <Barcik> I will never be a man! MMmm.. I mean...

[18:04] <AGA> I've gotta watching a fcuking video

[01:18:45] <@AGA> I leave now. Bye fellahs.
[01:18:48] <@AGA> oh and you, CommaDoinHW
[01:18:53] <@AGA> HAR HAR!!!!!!!

[02:16:31] <@Sylpher> Pre-order not available...then under it it says Pre-order Info...and then next to it is a button to Pre-order...
[02:16:46] <[eric]> hehe
[02:16:47] * @Sylpher loses mind and paints feet
[02:16:56] <CommaDoinHW> kinky
[02:17:07] <@Sylpher> IM NOT KINKY IM CRAZY
[02:17:12] * @Sylpher drools

[03:30:29] <Unilin> I'd say it's me, but it's not. So that'd be a lie. Then again, I enjoy lying.
[03:30:30] <Unilin> It's me.


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[13:37] <CommaToes> so, my sister moved out yesterday...
[13:37] <CommaToes> she moved 3 blocks away.
[13:37] <notunAGA> explode her
[13:37] <CommaToes> naw
[13:37] <Nailbunny-> Assasinate her!
[13:37] <CommaToes> naw
[13:37] <notunAGA> marry her!
[13:37] <CommaToes> I'm not welsh, AGA

[19:19] <Invisible_Man> Dammit, AGA! You're from England! How can you like Seinfeld???

[10:24] <[CI5]Archangel> =^-^= I'm a kitty fluffle me
[10:24] <Chrille> Hello ._.

[12:00] <Fuzzpilz> But Paypal isn't trustworthy.
[12:00] <CJ> no, I wouldn't trust paypal with anything ._.
[12:00] <|Annie|> yeah its sucky D:
[12:01] <|Annie|> but wait didnt someone acquire it...ebay i think
[12:02] <CJ> ebay bought them, yes
[12:02] <CJ> whether that will make matters better or worse i don't know
[12:02] <c_leksutin> ebay bought my grandparents too
[12:03] <|Annie|> o_O
[12:03] <CJ> how much did they sell for, leks?
[12:04] <c_leksutin> 58 bucks and some change.... each
[12:04] <CJ> yikes
[12:05] <c_leksutin> well, they had both been dead for some years before the sale so...
[12:05] <|Annie|> O_O_O_O_O_O
[12:05] <c_leksutin> this joke turned out pretty tasteless huh?

[21:54] <eVOLVE> Interesting... somehow I've ended up with someone's bra...
[21:54] <eVOLVE> It'd normally be fine, but the problem is that I was wearing it!
[21:55] <|Annie|> do you remember his name james?
[21:55] <[eric]> that's a problem?
[21:55] <eVOLVE> his name?>
[21:56] <eVOLVE> We had a bit of a forfeit game... yes, I had to kiss a guy, but also a girls bra was mouth taken so I'm okay.
[21:56] <[eric]> a girls bra was mouth taken?
[21:56] * [eric] readjusts eVOLVE's speak center
[21:56] <eVOLVE> that doesn't really m anek sense
[21:57] <[eric]> speach!
[21:57] <eVOLVE> I mean with my mouth
[21:57] <eVOLVE> the bra was taken
[21:57] <[eric]> you took a bra off with your mouth
[21:57] <[eric]> everyone got that?
[21:57] <eVOLVE> good
[22:21] * eVOLVE fluffles the channel
[22:21] * Bruised fluffs on eVOLVE
[22:21] <eVOLVE> !:L/)
[22:23] * |Annie| fluffles eVOLVE
[22:23] <|Annie|> go to bed james
[22:23] <eVOLVE> L::) 
[22:23] <eVOLVE> Yes Annienieieieie
[22:23] *** eVOLVE (eVOLVE@usr21-haw.blueyonder.co.uk) Quit (bed!)

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