[13:46] <|Annie|> roger kill visti
[13:46] * Roger buys a ticket to Denmark
[13:46] <Visti> ...
[13:46] <Visti> Damn, he's onto me.
[13:51] <Gankkizz> why ain't roger a moderator?
[13:51] <def|sleepity> because he's a knight of the brown order
[20:02] <Sylpher> roger seen [eric]
[20:02] <Roger> [eric] was last seen on #ags 1 hours, 40 minutes ago
stating: adios all
[20:02] <Sylpher> WHAT??
[20:03] <Sylpher> I have been sitting here like that past 4 hours waiting
for eric he shows up and I was what? eating? pooping? I dunno where I was
[14:00] * Ghormak fluffles himself repeatedly!
[14:00] <def|angry> hey thats against the law ._.
[14:00] * Ghormak sees the error in his ways
[14:00] <Ghormak> :(
[14:00] <|Annie|> he'll get stuck in a loop
[14:00] * Visti films Ghormak fluffling himself
[14:00] * def|angry sells tape
[14:00] * def|angry makes lots of money
[14:01] * def|angry buys a pink outfit
[14:01] * def|angry dances
[14:01] <def|angry> \o/
[14:01] <Ghormak> And that concludes this episode of "What I'd do if
I was rich"
[14:01] <def|angry> *sigh*
[14:01] <Ghormak> Thank you def, you've been a great guest.
[14:01] <def|angry> Can I keep these pants?
[14:01] <Ghormak> YOU MAY!
[14:01] <def|angry> Blimey!
[14:02] <Ghormak> I think I deserve a fluffling for inventing it.
[14:03] <Ghormak> Or else I'll drown in my own tears! \ö/
[14:03] <def|angry> thats exactly what we want
[14:03] <def|angry> a dead ghormak is the best ghormak
[14:03] <Ghormak> Ah, you've been planning this for years, haven't you?
[14:04] * Visti films Ghormak drowning.
[14:04] * Visti sells the tape.
[14:04] * def|angry sells tape
[14:04] * def|angry makes lots of money
[14:04] * def|angry buys a pink hat
[14:04] * Visti gets lot of money
[14:04] * def|angry puts on hat and dances
[14:04] <Ghormak> And that concludes this episode of "I'm a smelly
dutchman"
[14:04] <Ghormak> Thank you def, you've been a great guest.
[14:04] <def|angry> Can I stick this hat in your anus?
[14:04] <Ghormak> YOU MAY!
[14:04] <def|angry> yay
[14:04] * def|angry shoves it up as far as possible
[14:05] <Ghormak> ...
[14:05] <Ghormak> Blimey!
[14:05] <|Annie|> O_O
[14:05] <|Annie|> O_o
[14:05] * |Annie| sticks to fluffling DarkStalkey
[14:06] <DarkStalkey> looks likei win this round
[14:05] <Visti> Just because you're sleeping with me, doesn't mean you
should steal my ideas!
[18:53] <|Annie|> rog joke 274
[18:53] <Rog> 274. How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
[18:53] <Rog> Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to
him brag about it
[18:53] <cup_of_water> Why are they all sex jokes?
[18:53] <cup_of_water> Did someone raid Al Lowe's website?
[19:18] <scotch> ffs, why so they make such big files if when you finish
downloading them they're corrupt :(
[10:15] <tab_the_friend> hey, I have to sit and study images of naked men.
[10:15] <def`> poor tab
[10:15] <|Annie|> what's wrong with naked men?
[10:15] <def`> (I bet you like it)
[10:16] <|Annie|> makes you feel inadequate? :D
[10:16] <tab_the_friend> well...not really
[10:16] <tab_the_friend> I'd rather study images of naked women :p but for
some inexplicable reason the greeks liked ladies with clothes.
[10:17] <def`> pfffff greeks ;|
[10:22] <Ghormak> 64k
[10:22] <Ghormak> Eye Ess Dee Enn
[10:30] <tab_the_friend> bluecup 8ball am I the greatest?
[10:30] * BlueCup shakes the psychic purple sphere...
[10:30] <BlueCup> It says 'In your dreams,' tab_the_friend
[10:30] <DGMacphee> bluecup, 8ball is the 8ball full of lies?
[10:30] * BlueCup shakes the psychic black sphere...
[10:30] <BlueCup> It says 'Cannot Predict Now,' DGMacphee
[10:30] <DGMacphee> Very clever...
[12:01] *** DarkStalkey (DarkStalke@81-86-158-211.dsl.pipex.com) has joined #ags
[12:01] *** BlueCup sets mode: +o DarkStalkey
[12:01] <DarkStalkey> tada!
[14:19] <Unilin> I want to kill and eat everyone in the community, but I like them.
[14:28] *** RK|Esseb changes topic to 'Welcome to #RK|ags - Adventure Game Studio | AGS v2.52 Available| Stats updates 23 November | Roger stats or quotes | Go to #agsfun | PUT RK| IN FRONT OF YOUR NICK OR YOU CAN'T TALK!!!1111112'
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[14:34] *** RK|Custard is now known as RK|Custard|afk
[14:34] <RK|Chrille> This is actually pretty ridiculous
[14:35] <RK|AGA> quiet!
[14:35] <RK|tab> thats the point
[14:39] *** [|todd|] is now known as TheWambus
[14:39] <TheWambus> O_o
[14:39] <TheWambus> I have an eye for everyone of you@
[14:56] * Barcik formats Unilin's G spot...
[14:56] <Barcik> uhmm.... I mean....
[14:56] <Unilin> That's a myth
[14:56] <Barcik> That you have a g spot?
[14:56] <Unilin> The G spot in general
[14:56] <Unilin> It was thought up by the greeting card industry.
[14:58] <AGA> Like Christmas an Hannukkah
[14:58] <Unilin> Yeah, exactly
[15:20] <Farlander> bufff... Fotball is a very sensitive matter...
[15:20] <Farlander> better not to speak of it here
[15:57] <DaveGilbert> Damn it - why do I always get disconnected during an in-depth discussion about religion?
[15:57] <DaveGilbert> My computer must be an atheist.
[16:12] * jannar85 can see Chrille's face on the forums
[10:41] <Barcik> The Americans find a manual of terrorism, and of course the first thing they do is put it on the net
[11:57] <|annie|> tamara smiles a lot
[11:57] <|annie|> you're in the stats you know, for that :p
[11:57] <curacao> well, I don't know what's going on half the time
[11:57] <curacao> so it's the best defense
[11:14] <AGA> In which direction are your testicles leaning?
[11:14] <Chrille> ...
[11:15] <AGA> That was "how they hangin'?" in posh
[16:19] <DaveGilbert> Attach of the annie clones
[16:19] <DaveGilbert> May the fluffle be with you.
[16:24] <Andail> if you added all lines that have been written on #ags so far, how many pages of text would that be?
[16:25] <Andail> the winner gets a cake
[16:25] <|Annie|> what kinda cake?
[16:25] <Andail> carrot
[16:25] <|Annie|> \o/
[16:25] <CJ> I think the stats has the total number of lines written ;)
[16:25] <Andail> damn
[16:25] <|Annie|> damn
[16:25] <CJ> aw, I want a fruit cake
[16:25] <|Annie|> lol
[16:25] <DaveGilbert> lol
[16:25] <|Annie|> i want carrot D:
[16:25] <AGA> Roger stats
[16:25] <Roger> stats is http://www.agsforums.com/stats/
[16:25] <DaveGilbert> And he spent all that time counting them, too
[16:36] <[eric]> garbage day is a very dangerous day
[16:52] <CJ> AGA: s'ok, I thought his deja vu was a reply to "wanna be on top, aga?"
[16:53] <CJ> it was of course, but I'd forgotten about the quote file
[16:53] <CJ> *stats file
[16:53] <|Annie|> er
[16:53] <|Annie|> cj
[16:53] <CJ> ok
[16:53] <CJ> scratch that
[16:53] <CJ> what I mean is ...
[16:53] <CJ> aw screw it
[16:55] * CJ pets the nice |FlufflyBunny|
[16:55] * CJ picks a flower
[16:55] * CJ is not gay, shut up
[17:29] <DA_butcher> I want to be a cyborg!
[17:29] <DA_butcher> help me out aga!
[17:29] <AGA> Come to Cardiff and speak to Dr. Warwick then!
[17:30] <|Annie|> Doctor Schmoctor - I bet he has a PhD in lemon squeezing
[17:31] <AGA> Robotology
[17:31] <DA_butcher> so when you become a cyborg will you still talk to us mere humans aga?
[17:32] <DA_butcher> what if I become a refrigerator?
[17:32] <Ghormak> You'd be a very cool cyborg then, Butch
[17:32] <AGA> a sexy 'fridge?
[17:32] <DA_butcher> tough call
[17:32] <DA_butcher> well...I won't be frigid
[17:33] <Ghormak> It'd be difficult to refrain from all the sexy ladies that would flock around you
[17:33] <AGA> They'd be eating you up...
[17:33] <AGA> You could ask them to eat you out
[17:33] <Ghormak> Watch out for guys who want to put their meat in you, though
[17:33] <DA_butcher> open up and eat my salami
[17:34] <DA_butcher> ooooooh you turn me on!
[17:34] <DA_butcher> and the light turns on when the door opens
[17:34] <AGA> All the people would treat you really coldly though...
[17:34] * AGA prods |Annie| with the "Quote this!" stick
[17:34] * LasNaranjas dies from bad pun overdoes
[17:34] <LasNaranjas> I can't take this pundemonium
[17:34] <DA_butcher> yes but I'll be able to Break the ice
[17:34] <DA_butcher> ;)
[17:34] <DA_butcher> how about that las?
[17:35] * LasNaranjas bombs Athens
[19:01] <c_leksutin> where the fuck is my ride??!
[19:02] * c_leksutin TRIES TO PULL HIS HAIR OUT
[19:02] * AGA lends c_leksutin some hair
[19:02] <DarkStalkey> that'll be flesh you're tugging on then
[19:02] <c_leksutin> ahh thanks man
[19:02] * c_leksutin pulls his hair out
[14:56] <Fuzzpilz> WHY DOESN'T AMAZON LET ME SORT BY PRICE, THEY'RE DRIVING ME INSANE
[14:57] * DaveGilbert puts a "calm down" pill in Fuzz's tea.
[14:57] <Fuzzpilz> WITH GAAAAAAAAAH ON TOP
[15:01] * DarkStalkey bok bok's eric
[15:01] <[eric]> hooray!
[15:01] <[eric]> now where did you put my nail clippers
[15:02] <DarkStalkey> it may be better if you didn't know...
[15:03] <DarkStalkey> crap-on-a-stick... i was about to do something important and i can't remember what it is
[23:46] <Sylpher> ooo the techno email almost made me spit gatorade...and Im not even drinkin any
[14:35] <CommaToes> OTG and Ghormak shower together!
[14:36] <OneThinkingGal> kinda kard
[14:36] <OneThinkingGal> we're like what 10,000 miles apart? :p
[14:36] <OneThinkingGal> hard*
[14:36] <CommaToes> it's a big shower
[15:18] * Al_Ninio smooches esseb and hands him flowers
[15:18] <Esseb> I only allow that because you're a gak
[15:18] <Esseb> gal
[15:18] <Esseb> ,,
[15:18] <Esseb> ..
[15:19] <Al_Ninio> i'm a fake gal
[23:01] <Roger^> plz OP
[23:01] <CommaToes> Roger^, *I* don't even have op.
[23:02] <CommaToes> and *I* would rule this channel justly with an iron fist
[23:02] <Unilin> NO you wouldn't. You'd go mad with power and turn it into the Cheese channel
[23:02] <CommaToes> well, that's what it's destined to be, Unilin
[20:01] <|AGA> No, just do a 'random crap' section, with links to it all
[20:01] <|AGA> Or else
[20:01] * [eric] sweats
[20:02] * |AGA pulls on a rubber
[20:02] <OneSleepyGal> O_O
[20:02] <OneSleepyGal> what????
[20:02] <AGA> I was implying I would rape him OTG :)
[20:03] <OneSleepyGal> oh'
[20:03] <OneSleepyGal> thats what i thought
[20:03] <OneSleepyGal> never mind
[20:03] <AGA> And I'm not ashamed!!!
[20:09] * AGA curses all humour-less people :p
[23:02] * scotch pats Americans on their heads and gives them all lumps of aluminium.
[23:02] <|Annie|> aluminum ._.
[23:02] <scotch> aluminium!
[23:03] * |Annie| keeps eating the donut
[23:03] <Unilin> Is it a maple doughnut?
[23:03] <scotch> UranIUM, pottasIUM, sodIUM, calcIUM, alumiNUM?
[23:03] <scotch> huh?
[23:03] <|Annie|> aluminum num num ._.
23:04] <scotch> actually I know the erason for the diffence there, but still. Donut is evil >:(
[23:04] <Unilin> Like Brittany Spears?
[23:05] <scotch> no
[23:05] <scotch> she's just misguided
[21:00] * CommaToes takes all of the cusions off the couch and builds a fort
[21:02] * CommaToes puts up a "No girlz" sign
[09:14] <Anomaly> know what REALLY sucks folks???
[09:14] <tab_the_friend> the vacuum LOOOL
[09:22] <Chrille> If you're going down to ICA tomorrow I'll follow, I need to send a package :E
[09:22] <tab_the_friend> :O
[09:22] <Chrille> Unless you have special plans :E
[09:22] <tab_the_friend> you send shit via ICA now too?
[09:22] <tab_the_friend> I dunno
[09:22] <tab_the_friend> yes, special plans to go to ICA
[09:46] * tab_the_friend misses his swiss miss
[09:46] <tab_the_friend> I miss my swiss miss and my swiss miss misses me
[10:28] <Chrille> ooh new mail, place your bets
[10:28] <Chrille> spam or content
[10:29] <Fuzzpilz> spam
[10:29] <Fuzzpilz> unless you're subscribed to a very active mailing list
[10:29] <Chrille> Damn! I owe you 1$
[10:29] <Fuzzpilz> whee
[11:57] <Chrille> lol m0ds, what were you doing with the premiere cd in the sofa? :p
[11:57] <Chrille> On second thought, I don't want to know ;-)
[11:57] <m0ds> i was giving it some loving, Chrille
[17:50] * Visti strokes Helm.
[17:50] <Visti> ...
[17:50] <Visti> Wait...
[17:50] * Visti strikes Helm.
[17:50] *** _Gold_ is now known as _Gold_ayway
[17:50] <Helm> oh, baby!
[17:50] <Visti> You know you like it!
[17:51] <Helm> I sure do!
[17:51] * Helm reaches for the KY
[17:51] *** Sylpher (Sylpher@ip68-3-174-115.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[17:51] * Barcik covers his virgin eyes
[17:51] * Visti takes advantage of Helm. Roughly.
[17:51] * Visti grabs a video camera.
[17:51] <Barcik> and throughly
[17:52] * Visti sells the tape to Barcik for Seventy Billion dollars!
[17:52] <Barcik> I don't have enough money
[17:52] * AGA buys it for $1
[17:52] * Barcik steals the tape from AGA
[17:53] * Barcik sells the tape to Visti for Seventy Billion dollars!
[17:54] * Visti touches the tape up in Photoshop, editing himself out and placing a donkey and a bi-sexual rocker midget instead.
[17:55] * Barcik is trying to decide between a good night's sleep and you wackos
[17:55] <Barcik> uhmmm...
[17:55] <Barcik> well....
[17:55] * Visti sells the tape to CNN, claiming it to be a recording of Bin Laden, ergo they show it in primetime.
[17:56] * Barcik sues CNN for 'horrifying' scenes for 70 billion dollars!
[18:00] <c_leksutin> I think I should just PM everyone tonight
[18:31] <gamester> Did i join the wrong channel? :/
[18:31] <Vargtass> Sounded like it...
[18:32] <tab_the_friend> yeah this is #fags
[18:39] <Riot_amot> Question: If you lived in a ghetto, why smoke? Cigarettes are rather expensive, no?
[18:40] <Helm> Do crack instead!
[18:40] <Vargtass> Or at least pot...
[18:40] <Helm> Pot is more expensive than cigs
[18:40] <Vargtass> But at least it gives some effect...
[18:41] <Vargtass> As opposed to cigs.
[18:41] <tab_the_friend> hey, lung cancer is an effect!
[09:38] <Barcik> "flying is the art of falling without hitting the ground"
[09:40] <DaveGilbert> Flying is just falling with style!
[09:41] * Barcik flies around
[09:42] <MillsJROSS> Flying is just avoiding gravity
[09:42] <DaveGilbert> NOpe
[09:42] <DaveGilbert> Flying is flying WITH gravity
[09:42] <Barcik> Flying is not knowing what gravity is
[08:57] <Fuzzpilz> if you can't wait for very important things to happen before other things that need them to happen you're no good at reading :P
[08:57] <Fuzzpilz> LotR is one novel
[08:57] <Eggie> Yeah, it was supposed to be one book.
[08:57] <tab-> divided in 6 books
[08:57] <Fuzzpilz> "translated" from the Red Book
[08:57] <Eggie> Tolkien hated having 3 books.
[08:58] <Fuzzpilz> which is mostly the journal of Bilbo and Frodo
[08:58] <Eggie> If he were alive today he'd be turning in his grave.
[09:01] <Eggie> I can imagine Tolkiien wading through 5 tons of paper to answer the door.
[09:13] <Esseb> yes
[09:13] <Esseb> icky
[09:13] <Eggie> good icky or bad icky?
[09:13] <Esseb> there's only one kind of icky
[09:46] <Fuzzpilz> people here are atmosphere nazis and tend to open windows all the time, no matter how warm or cold it's outside
[10:14] <Fuzzpilz> ehcb: You have found the Sword of Uselessness. Will you pick it up?
[10:14] <Smitemaster> Hell, yes!
[10:33] <Layay> there is a *new* england?
[10:33] <Layay> what happened to regular england?
[10:35] <Ghormak> Yay for joking about ignorant Americans! \o/
[10:36] <DaveGilbert> I always say,
[10:36] <DaveGilbert> that there are stupid people everywhere
[10:36] <DaveGilbert> Just that we AMericans broadcast our idiots on the evening news
[10:36] <Ghormak> There are indeed.
[10:36] <Ghormak> You do indeed, heh. :)
[10:36] <DaveGilbert> So the whole world hears about them
[10:37] <|Annie|> i've heard it as 'Every country has idiots. Ours have freedom of speech.'
[10:37] <DaveGilbert> We are PROUD of our idiots, damn it!
[10:37] <DaveGilbert> We want to show the world how stupid we are
[10:37] <DaveGilbert> We don't HIDE our idiots like you cowardly brits do!
[10:49] <m0ds> sorry lol in a bad mood now >:| :(
[10:52] <|Annie|> bluecup yow
[10:52] <BlueCup> It's a lot of fun being alive ... I wonder if my bed is made?!?
[11:09] <Eggie> I just got losty in my own house!
[11:09] <Eggie> -y
[11:20] * |Annie| laughs at Eggie's aol connection ._.
[11:20] <tab-> america off-line
[11:52] * DaveGilbert installs his pirated copy of PSP7. >:)
[11:55] <DaveGilbert> yay - PSP7 is installed
[11:55] * DaveGilbert feels kinda guilty
[11:55] * DaveGilbert eats some M&Ms and gets over it.
[11:59] <AGA> Roger seen Roger?
[11:59] <Roger> AGA: I haven't seen 'roger'
[12:00] <AGA> !
[12:00] <AGA> Are you blind?
[12:00] <AGA> Or live in a house with no shiny objects?
[12:03] <rodekill> i wish that 10 object per room limit would go away.
[12:03] * AGA does magic
[12:03] <AGA> It's gone now man
[12:04] <rodekill> w00t
[12:04] <Esseb> now there's 1 object per room
[12:23] <Fuzzpilz> roger google ocelot image stuff picture elephant cow professor
[12:23] <Roger> 'ocelot image stuff picture elephant cow professor': http://www.cs.duke.edu/csed/tapestry/data/bogdict.txt
[12:23] <Fuzzpilz> lol
[12:23] * AGA ides from shock
[12:24] <AGA> I live in the same town as DarkStalkey
[12:25] <|Annie|> liar ._.
[12:26] <AGA> Prove it
[12:26] <Fuzzpilz> No, he's telling the truth. Wherever he lives is in Wales. Wales is in the UK. The UK is England. And everybody in England lives in London.
[12:26] <Fuzzpilz> qed.
[12:31] <eVOLVE> I have to agree with the Fuzz
[12:37] <rodekill> Unyaha. 30 or so playable rooms, not that it's an indication of play time.
[12:37] <Barcik> Unyaha?
[12:37] <rodekill> Sorry, that's the word I use for "I don't know". I tried to spell the sound that Homer makes when he doesn't know things.
[12:38] <Chrille> Homer makes a sound when he doesn't know things? o_O
[12:53] <DarkStalkey> may i just take this rare oppertunity to tell you how much i loke the rode kill comics?
[12:54] <AGA> loke?!?!
[12:54] <DarkStalkey> a sneaky mix of like and love
[12:54] <DarkStalkey> cough
[12:55] * DarkStalkey erases the past conversation from everyone's memory
[12:55] <DarkStalkey> hey rodey
[12:55] <DarkStalkey> may i just take this rare oppertunity to tell you how much i love the rode kill comics?
[13:15] <Dave|wired> I usually love tea
[13:15] <Dave|wired> But usually drink wussy decaffinated stuff
[13:15] <Dave|wired> I had a cup of some stuff that was in office kitchen this morning
[13:15] <Dave|wired> and it was really good, so I had a second cup
[13:15] <Dave|wired> and a third
[13:15] <Dave|wired> Then I started feeling really fidgety and antsy
[13:16] <Dave|wired> Then I noticed that there was no "caffinene free" label on the box.
[13:24] <|Annie|> rogerrandom
[13:24] * Roger chops |Annie|'s head off.
[11:30] <Laya> the bottle shop guy is the best, he give me 10% off
[11:30] <Laya> yay!
[11:30] <Laya> he also owns 3 pistols
[11:30] <Laya> what a crazy man
[11:30] <Laya> he looks scottish
[11:30] <Laya> he has a beer gut
[11:30] <DaveGilbert> Why'd he give you 10^% off?
[11:30] <DaveGilbert> If I had three pistols, I'd charge whatever the heck I want
[13:11] * Fuzzpilz , on a related note, nearly got oven cleaner in an open wound yesterday
[13:11] <Fuzzpilz> :D
[17:24] <LasNaranjas> Scots win even less than the English...
[17:25] <CJ> Hey! England won a European award for having the highest teenage pregnancy rate I'll have you know!
[17:25] <Esseb> you did a good job cj
[17:26] <CJ> thanks esseb - it did get a bit tiring after a while
[18:53] <Visti> It's a strange site. Everybody seems to be very proffesional. Even the freakin' newbies.
[13:54] <DaveBackFromGym> Who is this moron that says exercise is good for you?
[14:15] * DarkStalkey boogies
[14:15] * Ghormak doesn't boogie
[14:15] <|Annie|> Ö
[14:15] <Ghormak> I had my immunizations
[14:15] <DarkStalkey> (now the official welcome for the ghormster
[14:15] <|Annie|> ö
[14:15] <Ghormak> ...
[14:16] <Ghormak> It's not working!
[14:16] <Ghormak> I must boogie!
[14:16] * Ghormak boogies
[14:44] <c_leksutin> I want to be an electronic battle weapon when I grow up....
[14:54] <curacao> who IS this roger person?
[14:54] <|Annie|> \ö/ HELP! HELP!!!! HELP!!!!
[14:54] <Ghormak> \ö/® Ghormak
[14:54] <|Annie|> ._.
[14:54] <Ghormak> Hah.
[14:54] <|Annie|> aw i cant have it :'(
[14:55] <Ghormak> You can have this one:
[14:55] <Ghormak> It's already drowned.
[15:02] <Roger2> Apparently, farscape is a load of shit with terrible acting and a fucking awful plot...and bad dialouge!
[15:02] <Ghormak> So are you, Rog!
[15:05] *** Grundislav (~fg1982@65.210.177.153) has joined #ags
[15:05] <Ghormak> BACK TO STUDYING, GRUNDISLAV!!
[15:05] <Ghormak> I mean, hi!
[15:13] * Ghormak wears a toga
[15:13] <Grundislav> sexy
[15:13] <Ghormak> Grund, you make such bad jokes, that you shouldn't be allowed to Rome the streets alone!
[15:13] * Grundislav wears a crown of leaves
[15:14] <Grundislav> hey, look, here comes Annie! I'm one of the few people that Ceasar!
[20:41] *** ForYourToesOnly is now known as GirlieToes
[20:42] <PestyLePirate> Now you have to wear makeup and giggle a lot.
[20:44] <|Annie|> hee
[20:44] <GirlieToes> hmmm
[20:44] <GirlieToes> I've decided this isn't for me
[20:44] *** GirlieToes is now known as CommaToes
[20:51] <CommaToes> squalman, why don't you write the complete idiots guide to being squalman?
[20:51] * squalman gives |Annie| 'The complete geniouses guide to being a girl in a male community'
[20:51] * squalman did that allready comma
[20:51] <CommaToes> squalman, why don't you write the complete idiots guide to talking in third person?
[20:54] <CommaToes> arrrrrr metis
[20:56] <CommaToes> you see, Metis is pronounced May-tee.
[20:57] <CommaToes> Metis are the french colonist's children that they had with the native people when they arrived
[20:57] <CommaToes> and those generations that have descended
[08:36] <Barcik> Let's just get to private so that Annie won't steal my ideas
[08:36] <|Annie|> >:(
[08:36] <|Annie|> screw you Barcik
[08:37] <KANDYMAN> hehe you know you love him annie
[08:37] <|Annie|> no I don't
[08:37] <|Annie|> he's being rude for no reason
[08:37] <|Annie|> he can just go suck a baseball bat X(
[08:37] * Barcik weeps
[08:41] * Barcik hands Annie the book titles "My Ideas"
[08:41] <|Annie|> lol :)
[08:43] * |Annie| eats a muffin
[08:43] <Barcik> That was one of my idea
[12:52] <DaveGilbert> #ags is dead without roger.
[12:52] <DaveGilbert> so i'm going to lunch until he comes back. :)
[15:54] <Barcik> I'm stuck in the middle east :(
[15:54] <mr^Archangel> the middle east of what?
[16:08] <DarkStalkey> eargh, i want to punch his proverbial face... it's amazing the amoutn of people with the intelligence of pondscum in the world
[18:27] <Chrille> Phew! I'm finally done packing Esseb's package, but it looks like a dodgy bomb or something so it will probably get stopped in the toll :P
[19:12] <c_leksutin> Unilin: both pasturization and weather or not the fungal culture takes to the grow medium
[19:13] <|Annie|> the fungus ._.
[19:13] <|Annie|> is among us ._.
[19:14] <c_leksutin> it is?
[19:14] * c_leksutin looks at Grundislav suspiciously
[19:29] <Chrille> stinkin' everything, it's against me
[22:48] <Grav> but it wasnt called ags then, i think.
[22:48] <|Annie|> AC
[22:48] <[eric]> Adventure Creator
[22:48] <[eric]> Air Conditioning
[22:48] <|Annie|> Accumulative Crap ._.
[22:49] <[eric]> you win
[22:49] <|Annie|> \o/
[10:09] <Visti> Crap. I don't know how the heck to use the Slayer reFX in FruityLoops.
[10:10] <DaveGilbert> FruityLoops?
[10:10] <DaveGilbert> Breakfast cereal has come a long way since I was a kid.
[10:16] <DaveGilbert> I lie in the shadows of cyberspace, crouching like a jungle cat.
[11:24] <Roger> Hey Phthal, Visti asked me to tell you: Beth Gibbons is coming to copenhagen! WEEHOO! (4 days, 20 hours ago)
[11:25] <Phthal> who the hell is Beth Gibbons?
[11:53] <Phthal> im a total vinyl whore
[12:23] *** Ghormak (Ghormak@dial-231-92.regionline.fi) has joined #ags
[12:23] <Visti> ARGHGHGHG! It's TEH GHORM!
[12:24] <Visti> Kill HIM!
[12:24] <Ghormak> NNGNGH!
[12:24] * Visti turns into a bad animé cartoon.
[12:24] <Visti> You have no chance to survive, master Ghormak-san!
[12:25] * Visti runs towards Ghormak, strange colours flashing around him.
[12:25] <Ghormak> I guess not!
[12:25] <Ghormak> I forfeit! Haa!
[12:25] * Visti stops.
[12:25] <Visti> That's not fair.
[12:26] <Visti> You can't...I mean...You....I....he...it....forfeit?.......
[12:26] * Ghormak nods
[12:26] <Visti> But... I...
[12:26] <Visti> I wanna kill.
[12:27] <Visti> Bah, nevermid.
[12:27] * Visti watches more Pokémon,
[12:40] <Ghormak> Hehe, yeah, and I like how he justifies his behaviour by saying "I behave worse on other forums".
[12:41] <Ghormak> "Aw come on! Why should I get sentenced to death for killing an old lady? Last year I killed two ladies and got away with nothing!"
[12:41] <Ghormak> "Can't argue with that. You are hereby deemed not guilty. Court adjourned."
[13:21] <DarkStalkey> (@DOKTORAGA) The Herr Doktor will see you now
[13:21] <DarkStalkey> (@|Annie|) this isnt some wierd role play, is it? o_O
[13:21] <DarkStalkey> haha
[13:22] <DarkStalkey> busted, AGA
[13:22] <AGA> Okay, I admit it, the woman I've been pissing off for the last year, I really love her and want to cyber with her
[13:27] <DarkStalkey> i knew it
[14:01] <m0ds> teenage life is like suddenly finding your penis and realising you can use it to its full potential, lots
[14:01] <m0ds> or something
[14:01] <m0ds> LOL
[14:01] <m0ds> picking up chicks? lol i got physically assaulted by one the other night! :P
[14:02] <m0ds> and bitten. deeply >:|
[14:02] <DaveGilbert> what did you do to her?
[14:02] <m0ds> nothing! lol
[14:24] <CJ-> Esseb: BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!!
[14:24] <Esseb> you wanna do anal or oral? so I know which way to bow I mean
[14:24] * |Annie| watches Esseb and cj
[14:26] <CJ-> Esseb: oral today, please
[14:26] <CJ-> |Annie|: oy, this ain't no porn flick
[15:00] * Eggie thinks people who don't like chocolate are blimps in the genetic system.
[15:01] <DaveGilbert> Eggie - people who like chocolate ALOT are just blimps.
[15:01] <Eggie> I meant to say blip. SO SUE ME!!!!!!!!
[15:11] * AGA teaches Eggie not to be sarcastic
[15:11] <AGA> WITH A STICK!
[15:11] <Eggie> I wasn't being sarcastic.
[15:12] * Eggie is bruised and beaten an bloody
[15:12] * AGA teaches Eggie to be sarcastic
[15:12] <AGA> WITH A STICK!
[15:12] <Eggie> Not again!
[15:12] * Eggie is half deaded
[15:12] <Eggie> stop deading me!
[15:12] <DaveGilbert> So eggie, if you were a private eye, what kind would you be?
[15:13] <AGA> a dead one!
[15:17] <DaveGilbert> I'm going to make an AGS game with a stand-up comedian.
[15:17] <DaveGilbert> And all his jokes will be from roger.
[15:17] <Chrille> Does he get shot?
[15:37] <Eggie> No, we're getting cable with out ntl broadband.
[15:38] <Eggie> I can't wait to watch all those cool flash movies instantly!
[18:25] <Sylpher> Why is it I have learned how to set my quit message at least a dozen times but I can never remember how to do it...?
[18:26] * Sylpher blames world peace orginizations
[18:26] <AGA> Options; IRC; Messages
[18:26] <Sylpher> It is okay Aga I will forget it in a couple mins
