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[22:23] <|Annie|> btw, who are you TerranRich?
[22:23] <TerranRich> Ever since the amnesia, I'm not so sure
[18:08] <CommaToes> don't eat my pussy
[14:18] <Visti> The banana is among us!
[14:27] <Sylpher> Well I can't fix the blargh blargh BUG but I did make it easier to avoid
[14:27] <|Annie|> what bug?
[14:27] <Inquisitor40000> the blargh blargh bug
[14:32] <ei8th> damn.. my Alien 3 CD is missing :(
[14:32] <Quagmire> its because you eat bratwurst
[14:32] <Quagmire> und sauerkraut
[14:33] <Inquisitor40000> verdammt
[14:33] <Inquisitor40000> drecksau
[14:33] <Quagmire> gegenuber
[14:33] <ei8th> Inqui will u shut up?
[14:33] <Inquisitor40000> why?
[14:34] <ei8th> cause u're swaring
[14:34] <Inquisitor40000> oh, didn't notice, sorry
[14:39] * |Annie| take both Ghormak and Quagmire and drops them in hot oil
[14:39] * Quagmire rubs Ghormak's back
[14:39] * Ghormak wrestles Quagmire
[14:39] * Quagmire tackles Ghormak
[14:39] <Quagmire> giggetygiggetygiggety!
[14:39] * Ghormak fluffles Quagmire
[14:40] * Quagmire punches Ghormak in the nose
[14:40] * |Annie| turns up the flame
[14:40] <Ghormak> Aw.
[14:40] <Quagmire> its getting quite warm here
[14:40] * Quagmire takes off his shoes
[14:40] <Ghormak> I'm so hot right now
[14:40] * Quagmire kills Ghormak with the stench
[14:40] * Quagmire rewinds and puts his shoes back on
[14:41] <Quagmire> I'm feeling sooo hot
[14:41] <Ghormak> What an appropriate moment for me to leave.
[14:41] * Quagmire plays with an icecube
[14:45] * FruitTree comes back to earth as a slug and slimes quagmire
[14:45] * Quagmire comes back to earth as salt.. and falls on FruitTree
[14:46] * FruitTree comes back to earth has god and kills quagmire
[14:46] * Quagmire comes back to earth as god's wife and spanks FruitTree
[14:46] * FruitTree comes back to earth as satan (god's wife's secret lover) and goes to jerry springer with god and his wife
[14:47] <Quagmire> lol
[14:51] <Quagmire> yeah I slept with FruitTree's dog, and FruitTree has a relation with my brother's pet rat etc etc.
[14:51] <Quagmire> and his dog and the rat also have a relation etc. etc.
[14:51] <|Annie|> O_O
[15:23] <Grundislav> rog joke 252
[15:23] <Rog> 252. er... sorry, can't think of anything.
[19:58] <scotch> Hey! How come the little world map on the clock for setting time zones is gone? :<
[19:59] <scotch> Someone stole my map.
[20:06] <CommaToes> I don't like jokes that put down women, or jokes that put down men
[20:06] <CommaToes> because there are upsides to both sexes
[20:06] <CommaToes> for the man's side, they have me
[20:07] <CommaToes> for the women's side, they have boobies
[20:07] <CommaToes> j/k
[20:07] <CommaToes> how can I have just said that and STILL not look like the dumbest one here?
[20:31] <CommaToes> go slipper
[20:31] <CommaToes> just go, we don't like you anymore. ;)
[20:32] <CommaToes> just kidding, sylpher, I really shouldn't be so mean
[20:32] * Sylpher goes
[20:32] <Sylpher> its okay your canadian
[10:26] <Chrille> | |
[10:26] <Chrille> (_)
[10:26] <Chrille> Damn
[10:26] <Chrille> O
[10:26] <Chrille> | |
[10:26] <Chrille> (_)
[10:26] <Chrille> Wee
[10:26] <tab_the_friend> what is that supposed to be
[10:26] <Chrille> er, I dunno
[11:53] * Quagmire stabs his mailman voodoo doll repeatedly with a pin
[17:53] <|Annie|> roger2 status
[17:53] <Roger2> I have been up 2 hours, 14 minutes this session. I have 772 factoids, 11 messages to tell people, 315 jokes, and 60 trivia questions I can ask you.
[17:54] <DarkStalkey> i'd better be going too
[17:54] <DarkStalkey> DarkStalkey status
[17:55] <DarkStalkey> I have been up too damn long
[14:06] * Visti dips Annie's feet in rabbits
[14:52] *** CJ- sets mode: +o Roger2
[14:52] * CJ- kisses roger
[14:52] * Roger2 goes 'DUH' and staggers around a bit
[14:52] <CJ-> there :p
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[08:29] <def`> Newbie dutch post service, they deserve to get hung by their testicles
[08:29] <|Annie|> it may not be thier fault
[08:29] <def`> no but I like to blame them
[08:37] <Chrille> well, I do smoke while I'm on fire
[08:37] <def`> hey I was about to use that joke
[08:38] * def` slaps Chrille
[08:38] * Chrille pats his mind-reader device
[08:39] <def`> what in the name of the glorious outhouse is deprived?
[08:39] * ei8th^bail thinks of def^ masturbating
[08:39] <def`> o_O
[08:39] * Chrille disables the mind-reader device
[08:44] <Chrille> http://www.deathclock.com
[08:45] <ei8th^bail> it's proxy-blocked:
[08:45] <ei8th^bail> Category: The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.
[08:53] <ei8th^bail> i just want to see the famous horny american chicks
[08:53] <ei8th^bail> and dunken donuts :)
[08:55] <tab_the_friend> I just thought the donuts were too big and sugarry
[08:55] <ei8th^bail> well, thats what makes em so great :)
[08:56] <ei8th^bail> sweet and softy, squishy and tasty
[08:56] <tab_the_friend> well, if you like A LOT of sugar
[08:56] <ei8th^bail> zyumyumyum
[08:56] <ei8th^bail> I NEED DONUTS NOW!!!!
[08:56] <tab_the_friend> softy? not really
[08:56] <ei8th^bail> sendmesomeAnniepleeeeaaaase
[08:56] <tab_the_friend> squishy? hardly
[08:56] <ei8th^bail> just letme and my illusions alone ._.
[10:24] <DGMacphee> bluecup stats
[10:24] <BlueCup> I am 3 inches deep with a diameter of 4 inches, I can hold nearly 590ml of any liquid, I'm colored blue.
[10:31] <tab_the_friend> oh yay, greek temples and their decoration, sounds great. D:
[10:34] <Chrille> you study greek? o_O
[10:35] <tab_the_friend> no ancient greece
[10:35] <Chrille> ;D
[10:35] <tab_the_friend> ass
[10:36] <def`> tab is a lazy tart
[10:36] <tab_the_friend> !
[10:36] <tab_the_friend> no im not
[10:37] <tab_the_friend> theres a new england now?
[10:39] <Ghormak> The mailmen have until Tuesday to deliver it to me. Then I will poop on a pigeon and mail it to them.
[10:39] <Ghormak> But, being the crappy mailmen they are, they probably won't get it.
[11:10] <DGMacphee> I like the new lok of the foruns...
[11:10] <DGMacphee> *look
[11:10] <def`> *forums
[11:11] <Ghormak> *hate
[11:11] <def`> *asterisk
[11:11] <|Annie|Sleepy> *nutcases
[11:11] <def`> *annie
[11:12] <|Annie|Sleepy> *:p
[11:13] <DGMacphee> *shutthehellupanleavemyspellingalone
[11:13] <DGMacphee> *fools
[11:13] <ThunderStorm> hi annie ;)
[11:13] <def`> *heyyoucanttalklikethat
[11:13] <DGMacphee> *youwantapieceofmejd
[11:13] <DGMacphee> *comegetsome
[11:13] <def`> *bringitondaniel
[11:13] <def`> I was going to type something nasty, but annie is around ._.
[11:22] <[eric]> yea i like things that make things easier for me
[11:22] <[eric]> ags
[11:22] <def`> me too
[11:22] <def`> coffee-machines
[11:22] <Ghormak> GoatTracker.
[11:22] <Ghormak> Mmm.
[11:23] <[eric]> Ghormak-Away Spray
[11:23] <def`> I have to order a new can of that
[11:23] <Ghormak> I'm all out too.
[11:23] <def`> I can see that
[11:23] * def` looks at Ghormak
[12:37] <Esseb> got it annie
[12:37] <Esseb> ..
[12:37] <Esseb> ooh, headpains
[12:37] <Esseb> aah
[12:41] <def`> nope, I got reply on teh email I sent
[12:41] <def`> Your order has been returned to us this morning, stating that it could not be delivered, the reason was in Dutch so I do not know why.
[12:44] * DarkStalkey has a bachelor's degree in luuuuuurve
[12:44] <Esseb> this is freaking me out, I've gotta stop getting haircuts
[12:48] <Esseb> I ordered a gay flick starring me and had it sent to him, hope he liked it
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[15:28] <DarkStalkey> rog snuggle
[15:28] <Rog> Not if you were the last person on Earth, DarkStalkey.
[15:28] * DarkStalkey cries
[08:29] <ei8th> Fuzz: What the hell is that? (balloons)
[08:29] <scotch> it's better not explained, I would imagine.
[08:29] <Fuzzpilz> well, it makes sense if you don't try to find an external context
[08:30] <ei8th> i can't even find an internal context
[08:30] <Fuzzpilz> but it's simple
[08:30] <Fuzzpilz> the black ghost thingie has to protect the magic pink balloons
[08:30] <ei8th> all these things make no sense.. not alone, not with the others together...
[08:30] <ei8th> it's just confusing
[08:30] <scotch> it's art
[11:02] <DGMacphee> Actually, CJ, if you implement my minor ideas, I'll show you my "talent"...
[11:02] <CJ> hehe I see, with that offer, how can I refuse
[11:05] <CJ> whatever happened to glumol, anyway :)
[11:06] <DGMacphee> CJ, let me show you:
[11:06] *** DGMacphee is now known as MrGlumolMaker
[11:06] <MrGlumolMaker> Dum de dum... Okay, here's the toilet...
[11:06] * MrGlumolMaker flushes code down the crapper!
[11:07] <MrGlumolMaker> Bye bye code! And I was going to add lens flare!
[11:07] <CJ> But MrGlumolMaker sir, your website www.glumol.com is still there
[11:07] <CJ> but empty
[11:07] * MrGlumolMaker exits toilet and becomes a celebate priest!
[11:07] <MrGlumolMaker> THE END
[11:08] <MrGlumolMaker> 'Whatever Happened to GLUMOL' - A one man play by DGMacphee
[11:14] <DGMacphee> Out wait, it's working now...
[11:14] <|Annie|> what?
[11:14] <|Annie|> the site?
[11:14] <CJ> except it insulted me with an MSN ad, so I'm not going back
[11:44] <tab_the_friend> america, land of the cheese
[11:33] * Sylpher jumps up and down
[11:33] <Sylpher> I'm an American!
[22:08] <CommaToes> well, you can have my talent for the night.
[22:09] <|Annie|> your....talent?
[22:09] * CommaToes is now a talentless hack.
[11:57] <|Annie|> America: Land of the free local calls
[12:01] <tab_the_friend> afk dinner
[12:01] <|Annie|> afk stuph
[12:02] <Visti> afk world domination
[13:54] <tab_the_friend> yeah, Im watching a peach video :D
[13:54] <tab_the_friend> everything is peach colored
[13:54] <tab_the_friend> and its all happy :D
[13:54] <tab_the_friend> and the girl is cute!
[13:54] <|Annie|> what girl?
[13:54] <tab_the_friend> in the video
[13:54] <tab_the_friend> she's singing :D
[13:56] <tab_the_friend> Im happy :D
[08:55] *** ei8thie16 is now known as ei8thie^f^16
[08:56] <ei8thie^f^16> ?join #dates
[08:56] <ei8thie^f^16> :)
[14:07] * Unilin points at a large bannana currently terrorizing the playground.
[14:35] <CJ-> Yes, it's true, I've been sleeping with a pigeon
[14:35] <CJ-> yeah, explains a few things doens't it
[14:36] <DarkStalkey> hey SpamWhore, you don't happen to have any samples of drums that sounds like breathing do you?
[15:06] <Grundislav> men are from mars, women are from venus
[15:06] <Grundislav> women have boobies and men have a penis
[15:07] <Quagmire> men are from mars, women are from venus.... women have boobies, and men have peanuts
[15:07] <Quagmire> nah that doesnt rhyme
[15:07] <Grundislav> I don't have peanuts
[15:07] <Quagmire> but it's politically correct though ._.
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[13:37] <Rog> Hey CJ-, [eric] asked me to tell you: hmmm, it's been 20 minutes and no new version of ags, what's going on here?
[14:07] <|Annie|Cold> rogjoke
[14:07] <Rog> 227. I saw Chris Jones the other day.
[14:07] <Rog> He was sober.
[14:48] * |Blah| bundles tab_the_fiend in duct tape
[14:48] * |Blah| puts him in Chrille's trash can D:
[14:48] <tab_the_fiend> pervy
[14:48] <|Blah|> ^_^
[14:48] * |Blah| slams down the lid and goes to plant pretty flowers
[14:49] <Chrille> lol
[14:49] <Chrille> the lid-slam for some reason was the highlight
[15:19] <DaveGilbert> So much for my time travelling trip to 1836
[15:19] <[eric]> awe dave! c'mon!
[15:19] <[eric]> we can dazzle them with fire works and pizza!
[15:19] <DaveGilbert> and ags games!1!!
[15:20] <[eric]> no, i'm not that cruel
[15:27] <tab_the_fiend> bloody stupid halloween. its an american tradition and they can keep it.
[15:28] <DaveGilbert> Hey don't knock it
[15:29] <DaveGilbert> we get CANDY
[15:29] <Chrille> Yes, but we don't get candy, all we get is a bunch of ugly kids knocking on our door
[15:29] <tab_the_fiend> Im sure its fine for you, im just saying that I dont want the little buggers over here coying it.
[15:29] <Visti> At least we have...errr....we have...some scandinavian holiday that you've never heard about...HA!
[15:30] <tab_the_fiend> I didnt think it was possible, but rogs jokes are getting worse
[15:35] <Chrille> It's all fun until you run out of backgrounds
[15:36] <tab_the_fiend> my lips hurt
[15:36] <|FlufflyBunny|> stop kissing the television then
[15:36] <tab_the_fiend> who the hell would kiss tv?
[15:36] <tab_the_fiend> Im kissing the computer
[15:40] <Visti> Argh! My plans of world domination are exposed to the public! Damn you, annie... Daaaaaamn yoooooouuuu........
[15:48] <Ghormak> And by chocolate sauce; I actually mean chocolate sauce
[20:07] <tab_the_bat> you people scare the hell out of me, im going to bed.
[20:39] * IrishIrishIrish bites his fingers for typing nonsense
[09:09] <|Annie|> i am going to a torture house
[09:09] <|Annie|> a house of torture as it were
[09:09] <Dave|hungover> a halloween thing? Or a literal hosue of torture
[09:10] <|Annie|> a dentist ._.
[09:12] <Dave|hungover> <----
[09:13] <|Annie|> well your own damn fault :)
[09:13] <|Annie|> what did you drink
[09:13] <Dave|hungover> too much
[09:13] <Dave|hungover> :)
[09:13] <Dave|hungover> but i had fun
[09:13] <Dave|hungover> ended up with three phone numbers
[09:13] <Dave|hungover> now I just have to remember who the girls are...
[09:25] <tab_the_friend> maurya
[09:26] <|Annie|> huh?
[09:26] <|Annie|> Maurya?
[09:26] <|Annie|> what about him/them?
[09:26] <tab_the_friend> yeah I was just testing you.
[09:27] <Dave|hungover> I decided that there is only one explanation for GW's behavior
[09:27] <|Annie|> yes he was a brain donor \o/
[09:27] <Dave|hungover> No - he's a time traveler.
[09:27] <Dave|hungover> Seriously
[09:27] <|Annie|> from where? prehistoric times?
[09:27] <Dave|hungover> He's acting like a guy who has seen the future and is desperate to prevent it
[09:27] <|Annie|> neanderthal?
[09:28] <Dave|hungover> Ignoring all pleas from the rest of the world
[09:28] <Dave|hungover> it's either that or he's an idiot
[10:12] <CJ> eek, I'm dripping on my keyboard, bbiab
[09:57] <PneumaNebula> "Cannot join channel: #porn (You are banned)"
[09:58] * |Annie| fluffles eVOLVE_BDay
[09:58] <PneumaNebula> No. Actually I've never been there. Really.
[09:58] <eVOLVE_BDay> oooOooh
[09:58] <eVOLVE_BDay> Thanks |Annie| :)
[09:58] * PneumaNebula almost touches eVOLVE_BDay
[09:58] <eVOLVE_BDay> Thanks PneumaNebula
[10:10] <CJ> by god, I'm soaked
[09:59] <PneumaNebula> I'm a misunderstood genius.
[10:00] <eVOLVE_BDay> or the phrase most people use... 'freak'
[10:27] <_Gonzo> why has roger changed his name to rog now?
[10:27] <_Gonzo> is he trying to be all hip
[11:03] <Sylpher> if say my drums are on channel 1....and the bass is on channel 2 on the mixer board...and in cake walk if I set track 1 to channel 1...and track 2 to channel 2...would that do what I think it would do?
[11:03] <Ghormak> Fuck things up?
[11:05] <Sylpher> Fuzz? your given me a whole lotta yes's and not enough info
[11:05] <|Annie|Cold> he's a consultant!
[09:42] <eVOLVE> DA_BUTCHER, you have a caps lock problem
[10:24] <Rog> Acro time is up! There were 11 entries:
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[10:24] <Rog> 8: alex watches chris egg
[10:24] *** Rog was kicked by BlueCup (Message flood)
[10:24] *** Rog (~Roger@jibblers.plus.com) has joined #ags
[10:24] <Rog> 9: Austrailians with crabs everywhere!
[10:24] <Rog> 10: all women cook eggs
[10:24] <Esseb> lol
[10:24] <Rog> You have 69 seconds to vote (just say the number)
[10:24] <Chrille> lol
[10:24] <CJ> Esseb: can you op rog please
[10:24] *** Esseb sets mode: +o Rog
[10:24] *** BlueCup was kicked by Rog (You kicked me!)
[10:24] <Rog> Well well well BlueCup, looks like the tables have turned.
[10:38] <Esseb> what's it called when you refrain from sex?
[10:38] <CJ> a vasectomy
[11:12] <Barcik> Rog, you are fired!
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[14:37] <Rog> Acro time is up! There were 0 entries:
[14:37] <Rog> Bah, you boring lot! You make me sit here counting down the time, and none of you bother to submit me an acronym. Shame on you!
[18:19] <CommaToes> my hat is not here it has left to become a salad.
[15:29] <|FlufflyBunny|> rog joke 286
[15:29] <Rog> 286. 286. 286. 286. 286. 286. 286.
[15:29] <Rog> 286. 286. 286. 286. 286. 286. 286.
[15:29] <Rog> 286. 286. 286. 286. 286. 286. 286.
[15:30] <|FlufflyBunny|> O_O
[15:30] <Rog> 286. 286. 286. 286. 286. 286. 286.
[15:42] <Visti> Something about Ghormak...
[15:42] <Chrille> The sequel to "SOmething about Mary"
[15:54] * [eric] is listening to the slow sorry whimper of the hooker nailed under his bed
[16:21] <WolfWhore> -_-
[16:21] <Fragwolfz> ._.
[16:22] <|FlufflyBunny|> lol
[16:22] <WolfWhore> o_O
[16:22] <GreenWolf> =^-^=
[16:22] <GreenWolf> ._.
[16:22] <|FlufflyBunny|> all teh cute smileys awww
[16:22] <GreenWolf> \O/
[16:22] <Fragwolfz> . _ .
[16:22] <WolfWhore> @:-)--<
[16:22] *** Ags-Werewolf is now known as Wolfieon
[16:22] <GreenWolf> <O/
[16:22] <GreenWolf> <o>
[16:22] <Wolfieon> •_•
[16:32] * DaveGilbert activates his "Everyone gets along" device.
[18:21] * Esseb brings his bintree out in the yard and shoots it
[13:36] <DarkStalkey> i know what stationary is :)
[13:45] <Esseb> I got a frigging headache couple with a fooking tootache
[14:50] *** Esseb (Esseb@158.36.28.148) has joined #ags
[14:50] *** BlueCup sets mode: +o Esseb
[14:50] <AGA> Hi Esseb
[14:51] <Esseb> hi
[14:51] <Barcik> lo Esseb
[14:51] <EHCB> Well...I'm sure what I did was more fun than that.
[14:51] <Esseb> stop making my mirc ding
[14:51] <CommaToes> yo
[14:51] <CommaToes> ESSEB
[14:51] <EHCB> hell
[14:51] <AGA> Why Esseb?
[14:51] <EHCB> o
[14:51] <Barcik> hehe
[14:51] <AGA> Why does your mIRC ding, Esseb?
[14:51] <AGA> Esseb?
[14:51] <AGA> Are you there, Esseb?
[17:51] <mr^Archangel> as soon as they release counterstrike on mac, I'm buying one
[17:56] <CommaToes> okay, an hour game is a game made in AGS in an hour
[17:57] <|Annie|> tab should make ._.
[17:57] <CommaToes> yep
[17:57] <CommaToes> c'mon tab
[17:57] <tab_the_friend> im dumb
[17:57] <CommaToes> heh, have you SEEN the hour games?
[18:06] * LasNaranjas feels uncultured with his instant coffee
[18:30] *** LasNaranjas is now known as poooo
[15:59] <|Annie|> its funner making cj go blimey :D
[15:59] <LasNaranjas> he'll sya some quaint british expression that'll make you go all hot on him
[15:59] <|Annie|> as opposed to when ;)
[15:59] <LasNaranjas> it's probably a cultural thing
[15:59] <LasNaranjas> you long for a Brit to dominate (and adminster) you
[16:00] <|Annie|> O_o
[16:00] <|Annie|> cj couldn't dominate a piece of toast ._.
[18:47] <CJ> I dominated a spider once
[18:47] <CJ> walked all over it
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[15:45] <EHCB> I only just found out what 'spank the monkey' means
[15:45] <EHCB> hee hee
[15:45] <custard> ;o
[15:45] <|Annie|> er where are you from EH?
[15:45] <MillsJROSS> the moon!!!
[18:34] <|AGA|> I do have many other shiny classics though
[18:34] <|AGA|> Such as ... er...
[18:34] <|AGA|> Stuff
[18:34] <|AGA|> Stuff Quest
[18:34] <|AGA|> You may not have heard of it...
[19:27] * AGA doesn;t tell anyone about the 1337 hidden forums on agsforums
[19:27] <AGA> Oops
[22:43] <Unilin> Come to Quebec, where the drinking age is just a suggestion.
[11:16] <ei8th^work> whaddayalollingat?
[11:21] <DaveGilbert> I wonder if there are "Snuggle hookers"
[12:21] <Fuzzpilz> Mag: Welcome to the internet!
[12:22] <tab_the_friend> the xp look is crisp and cuddly.
[12:22] <tab_the_friend> stop dissin xp
[13:21] <|Annie|> syllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
[13:21] <|Annie|> ._.
[13:22] <Sylpher> you forgot an 'l'
[13:42] *** Unilin (cwiedman@24.114.166.85) has joined #ags
[13:45] <|Annie|> \ö_ uni
[13:45] <Unilin> Shhh, I'm hiding.
[13:45] <scotch> I saw you come in
[13:46] * Unilin knocks scotch unconsious.
[13:30] <DarkStalkey> boogie ooogie oooooogie
[09:07] <m0ds> "My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects."
[14:20] <CommaToes> Annie said "sex"... hee hee
[14:20] <scotch> well done
[14:20] <scotch> I know!
[14:20] <|Annie|> what, I can say sex ._.
[14:21] <scotch> stop that
[14:21] <|Annie|> sex
[14:21] <|Annie|> wtf
[14:21] <|Annie|> since when am i not allowed to say sex
[14:21] <CommaToes> hee hee
[14:21] * CommaToes giggles
[14:21] <scotch> it's dirty
[14:21] <|Annie|> or am i making your MIRC ding
[14:22] <scotch> Well, something's dinging ._.
[09:14] <m0ds> do all the people in your company look like ._. that?
[09:17] <m0ds> and then there was silence...
[09:17] <m0ds> even DGMapchee is quiet.
[09:18] <m0ds> somethings really wrong about that :O
[09:21] <m0ds> Mr Prawn Sandwhich, semi fantastic
[09:27] <Chrille> I'm gonna make a parody of planes, trains and automobiles only name it m0ds, jugs and squalmen instead
[10:20] <Esseb> I used icq once, I got a porn ad
[10:20] <m0ds> i used the internet once, i got about 60 porn ads
[10:20] <eVOLVE> and how many of those did you search for?
[10:52] <|Annie|> its uni ._.
[10:52] <Unilin> No it's not. I'm ... Fred
[10:53] <Unilin> Yes, Fred. I'm a 24 year old insurance salsemen from Herling Tennesee.
[10:54] <Unilin> I came to this channel to offer you good people the chance to purchace my exciting new life insurance.
[11:16] <tab_the_friend> dont make me beat everyone in here with a crowbar
[11:17] <|Annie|> why??
[11:17] <tab_the_friend> because
[11:48] <tab_the_friend> Dude!? Where's the car
[12:02] <DaveGilbert> damn them!
[12:02] * AGA damns them
[12:02] <DaveGilbert> thanks
[12:02] <AGA> Np
[12:08] <DaveGilbert> gah - the entire world just entered my office!
[12:08] <curacao> that must be crowded, dave :D
[12:08] <DaveGilbert> yeah, a bit.
12:14] <Chrille> Uuurgh, I'm sooo hungry o_O
[12:15] <|Annie|> well eat something
[12:15] <Chrille> But then I won't have any room left for the pizza :P
[12:15] <|Annie|> what pizza?
[12:16] <Ghormak> This one --> O
[12:30] <Esseb> winamp randomizer? it ain't no randomizer
[12:30] <Chrille> No you're right, it's a pile of shit
[12:49] <Esseb> aga is cultured?
[12:49] <AGA> Heretic
[12:49] <AGA> I am a culture unto myself
[12:49] <AGA> I call it AGAology
[12:49] <Eggie> *cough*Whatmyfriendsaidaboutwelshpeipeople*cough*
[12:51] * |Annie| is not hungry anymore \o/
[12:51] <Esseb> come on, eat a republican
[13:20] <AGA> I love ignorant idiots
[13:20] * tab_the_friend is an ignorant idiot :D
[13:20] <tab_the_friend> I knew you loved me aga
[13:20] <AGA> See, I love tab_the_friend
[13:28] <AGA> :()&%%(*%*)
[13:28] <AGA> (my face)
[13:50] <DaveGilbert> The popups on the RON board are getting worse
[13:51] <[eric]> get popupkiller
[13:53] <AGA> Get pop-up stopper
[13:53] <AGA> Like Eric said
[13:53] <[eric]> no i need my pop ups killed
[13:53] <AGA> Come man, stopping is enough#
[13:54] <AGA> No need to kill them, they have little popup kids to sustain
[13:54] <scotch> They multiply too much though
[13:54] <scotch> Each one spawns two more, we're overrun
[13:54] <[eric]> screw their popup kids... this is war people!
[13:55] <scotch> I propose popup contraception!
[13:55] <Unilin> We must nuke the home planet of the pop-ups
[13:55] <[eric]> contraception will only mask the problem... popup genocide is the only way
[13:55] <DarkStalkey> we cant fight a war on two fronts!
[13:55] <[eric]> unilin's with me!
[13:55] <[eric]> that's why we nuke one of the fronts before the war even starts!
[13:56] <Unilin> Where ever genocide is, I'm right there, backing it it and lending a helping missle
[13:56] <scotch> Yes, but what with the bad climate toward genocide these days. I don't know.
[13:57] <[eric]> bad climate towards genocide?! who's been bad mouthing good ol Genni?
[13:57] <Unilin> Well, we can just kill all the people who are against genocide.
[13:57] <DarkStalkey> i'll just go busy myself
[13:57] <Unilin> DS: WIth genocide?
[13:57] <DarkStalkey> oh yes
[13:58] <DarkStalkey> no wait, i was thinking of ice cream
[13:58] <Unilin> You can do both.
[13:58] <[eric]> mmm ice cream is good
[13:58] <Unilin> You can kill all the Italians, and take thier ice cream.
[13:59] <[eric]> they don't have ice cream, they have Gelato
[13:59] <Unilin> Oh. Well, kill all the Romanians and take their ice cream, then.
[13:59] <scotch> How many colours should I use in BGs for 256 colour games? How many should I leave for characters and guis etc?
[13:59] <DarkStalkey> quiet you, we're discussing icecream
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[15:14] <tab_the_friend> chocolate
[15:14] <tab_the_friend> cccchhhoooocccoooooolllllaaaaaattttteeeeeee
[15:16] <|Annie|> yes
[15:16] <|Annie|> with fluffy nougat
[15:16] <|Annie|> it says on the wrapper
[15:18] <tab_the_friend> well, the wrapper is a filthy liar
[15:23] <Ghormak> time to get pizzed
[15:23] <|Annie|> o_OO
[15:24] <Ghormak> (eat pizza)
[14:51] <Barcik> Annie acro
[14:53] <|Annie|> Your letters are: YURESDLKJFSDFKJSDLKJF
[14:53] <|Annie|> you have 60 seconds
[14:53] * Barcik ponders
[14:55] * Barcik gives up
[14:33] <Ghormak> As a prize, I want a horny rabbit
[14:34] <|Annie|> Ghormak is v horny
[14:34] <|Annie|> as should be obvious by now
[14:34] <Ghormak> Yes, I'd do anything that's walking on two, three, four or eight legs.
[14:34] <Ghormak> Sometimes I'm not even that picky
[14:32] <Fuzzpilz> just press them and see what they do. that's the way I learn to use things.
[14:55] <tab_the_friend> I would like to dance, who wants to dance with me?
[14:56] <tab_the_friend> noone D:
[14:56] * tab_the_friend cries
[15:03] <Sylpher> I lost my wallet :(
[15:03] <Sylpher> any of you seen it?
[15:06] <AGA> Oooh, this software is recommended by the Jerusalem Post
[15:27] <Sylpher> uh oh batmans here...brb
[15:30] <Unilin> So, who's going to take over for AGA then?
[15:30] <[eric]> um, we can just use this old dirty sock
[15:30] * [eric] draws face on sock
[15:30] <[eric]> hello Aga
[15:31] <Unilin> That sounds good. Hello Aga.
[15:31] <[eric]> Aga, you smell better than befor
[15:31] <SylphAGA> why aint aga talkin?
[15:41] <Ghormak> Will CJ get bored with AGS and start a porn site?
[15:41] <c_leksutin> here we go...
[15:41] * |Annie|Tired considers this
[15:41] <Ghormak> Will CJ actually admit that he has already gotten bored with AGS and started a porn site already?
[15:42] * CJ- looks from side to side shiftily
[18:30] <|Annie|> im already bored
[18:31] <CJ-> Read a mathematics textbook.
[18:31] <|Annie|> D:::::::::::::
[18:31] <|Annie|> torture ._.
[18:31] <CJ-> then you'll realise just how bored you really weren't
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[09:30] <Chrille> Rape assault, how inappropriate
[09:31] <Chrille> Hello all
[09:31] <|Annie|> \Ö_ Chrille
[09:32] <Chrille> Illegal use of Ö's eh? also inappropriate ;D
[13:27] <|Annie|Asleep> i hope your mailman trips and goes to the hospital with your flashkit ._.
[13:27] <|Annie|Asleep> and then they lose it ._.
[13:27] <Quagmire> I HOPE YOU WAKE UP WITH TURNIPS IN YOUR EARS ._.
[15:05] <|Annie|Asleep> i get in at 8
[15:05] <CJ-> wish I could do that
[15:05] <CJ-> but I can't get up in the mornings
[15:05] <|Annie|Asleep> i actually prefer it
[15:06] <|Annie|Asleep> it gives you such long evenings
[15:06] <DaveGilbert> I wouldn't mind getting here at 8 if I could leave at 4
[15:06] <|Annie|Asleep> to waste on IRC I mean
[15:16] <|Annie|Asleep> rogjoke
[15:16] <Rog> 46. I'M SICK OF TELLING JOKES!!!
[15:16] <Rog> WHY DONTCHA ALL PISS OFF!!!
[15:16] <Rog> GO ON!! GET LOST!!!
[15:16] <Rog> YOU PEOPLE ARE THE WORST AUDIENCE EVER!!!
[15:29] <scotch> bluecup tealcup
[15:29] <BlueCup> :( No one has seen Tealcup since the accident.
17:39] <Chrille> Is anyone up for animating a pair of legs so that they don't look like total crap :P
[17:39] <MillsJROSS> ||
[17:39] <MillsJROSS> |\
[17:39] <MillsJROSS> ||
[17:40] <MillsJROSS> and /|
[18:12] <CommaToes> :-:
[18:13] <CommaToes> I don't know what those two smileys are doing, but I'm sure it's nasty
[18:21] <CommaToes> rog shut up forever
[18:36] *** AGA (adventureg@modem-2415.antelope.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined #ags
[18:36] *** BlueCup sets mode: +o AGA
[18:36] <AGA> Boom
[21:02] <CommaOneHalf> I do not like green eggs and ham
[21:02] <CommaOneHalf> I do not like them Sam I am
[21:02] <CommaOneHalf> so fluffle off!
[21:13] <scotch> bluecup yow
[21:13] <BlueCup> Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge card!
[08:26] <Chrille> security droid from Urban Joe
[08:28] <def`> I prefer Sub-Urban Fred
[08:34] <tab_the_friend> chrille, you should really move to china and behead children for not labeling firecrackers properly :) it would suit you.
[08:37] <Chrille> Chrille, nope
[08:37] <Chrille> DOH!
[08:37] <|Annie|> chrille you are talking to yourself
[08:37] <Chrille> I meant, Annie, nope
[09:19] <tab_the_friend> Im hungry. feed me please.
[09:25] <Chrille> How do you get the german U with dots?
[09:25] <Fuzzpilz> by pressing the ü button
[09:27] <tab_the_friend> you pressed me first
[09:28] <|Annie|> but you're a key
[09:28] <|Annie|> you're sposed to be pressed
[09:28] <tab_the_friend> I am a person D:
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[13:52] <|Annie|> roger m0ds
[13:52] <Rog> |Annie|, why are you so interested in m0ds?
[14:02] <Rog> Hey CJ-, HaleyJoelOsmend asked me to tell you: I see dead people! (13 hours, 24 minutes ago)
[14:02] <CJ-> ello
[14:02] <CJ-> did he really, thanks rog
[14:16] <DarkStalkey> i boogie
[14:16] * DarkStalkey boogies
[14:26] <|Annie|> agsfun - yes we mean THAT kind of fun :o
[14:26] <scotck> hrhr
[14:34] <m0ds> "Is Mr Wall there?"
[14:34] <m0ds> "Nope"
[14:34] <m0ds> "Is Mrs Wall there?"
[14:34] <m0ds> "Nope"
[14:34] <m0ds> "Are there any Walls there?"
[14:34] <m0ds> "Nope"
[14:34] <m0ds> "Then hows the roof staying up!?"
[14:35] <m0ds> *clunk*
[14:48] <Helm> oh man, Opera hates hotmail.
[14:49] <Helm> and vice versa
[14:49] <Ghormak> Aww... it's like little kids who start insulting each other when they're in love.
[14:46] <Helm> Hi Gore.
[14:46] <Helm> You ok?
[14:47] <Ghormak> I feel fine, yes.
[14:47] <Helm> Good.
[14:47] <Helm> For now you DIE!
[14:47] <Ghormak> I AM PREPARED
[14:47] * Ghormak waves fists in a threatening manner
[14:48] <Helm> YOU THINK YOU ARE
[14:48] <Helm> BUT NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE AWESOME MENTAL TORTURE THAT IS...
[14:48] <Helm> [me ponders on what link to show]
[14:53] <AGA> I think you have an unhealthy relationship with something that is, deep down, just made of ones and zeros
[14:53] <|Annie|> AGA, you're just jealous ._.
[14:53] <AGA> |Annie|: jealous of WHAT?
[14:54] <DaveGilbert> He's just jealous cause roger's got biggers 1s than he does.
[15:11] <AGA> "He buys me a brandy, but could it be he was really just after my ass?"
[15:21] <Hdthx> ...
[15:21] <custard> ....
[15:21] <Hdthx> I like chocolate
[15:21] <custard> see i can do dots too!!1
[15:21] <custard> im special
[15:21] <Hdthx> that's right
[15:21] <Hdthx> you're very special