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[18:33] <DarkStalkey> hey, hands of my pussy
[10:53] <Esseb> I can't differentiate between porn and the agsforums
[10:54] <squalman> Ags-Forums has naked electronic signals, Pron is nice, bouncy, and full blooded
[10:54] <Esseb> annie, if you don't quote THAT, the world is truly unjust
[10:54] <|Annie|> well i was thinking about it
[10:54] <|Annie|> but it like makes NO sense o_O
[10:55] <Esseb> on a deeper level, I think it does
[10:58] <Esseb> hello CommaToes. Welcome to #ags. Act nice, don't use colours, and anything you say can and will be misquoted by Annie
[14:32] *** Chrille is now known as MissUniverse
[14:32] <MissUniverse> Chrille is a hottie!
[14:32] *** MissUniverse is now known as Chrille
[14:32] * Chrille slips Annie 5$ to quote that
[14:32] <|Annie|> annie quotes that AND the bribe
[09:28] <ei8th^til> and this all results in negative timestamps and link-numbers >
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[09:29] <ei8th^til> this sure all sounds really professional, doesn't it? :)
[09:29] <ei8th^til> i really have no clue about all this crap here...
[09:29] <ei8th^til> but it sounds cool...
[10:14] <scotch> Custard is a fine young man.
[11:04] <Ghormak> You ACCIDENTALLY went to a porn site?
[11:04] <def^> ancient egyptian porn
[11:04] <Esseb> holy
[11:04] <Esseb> url
[11:04] <Esseb> !
[11:04] <Ghormak> URL!
[11:04] <def^> anyone interested? o_O
[15:51] <[AoR]Zephro> is the AGS community big?
[15:52] <def^> its huge! :D
[15:52] <def^> we're gonna take over the earth soon
[08:15] <ef^> yey it's... her ._.
[08:42] <Chrille> o_p <-monacle
[08:43] <Chrille> q_p <- mug
[15:22] <Andail> today I vacuum-cleaned my body
[23:45] <Rog> Q: Who's role did the player assume in the Space Quest series?
[23:46] <Gilbert> rubbish wilco
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[14:05] <c_leksutin> WTF?!
[14:06] <m0ds> how dare you use such language!
[14:06] * MillsJROSS gasps
[13:20] <The_Scorpion> Hey sexy...I mean helm
[13:44] <CommaGames> qu'est-ce que?
[13:44] <|Annie|> isa game ._.
[13:44] <CommaGames> a word game?
[13:44] <CommaGames> I don't like word games
[13:44] <CommaGames> no... wait, I do.
[13:46] <CJ> I dunno whether that sound manipulation would be possible through the plugin system though
[13:46] <CJ> but it's certainly a possibility
[13:47] <MillsJROSS> What about glade, can we have a glade plug-in?
[14:29] <CJ> hehe, homework
[14:30] <CJ> those were the days :p
[14:30] <DarkStalkey> no, they wern't
[12:59] <Sylpher> I come from estanbull you have camel? yes? no?
[13:59] <m0ds> you put the p l e s on the end of n i p
[13:59] <m0ds> then you say it to your d a d
[13:59] <m0ds> and he goes h a r d
[14:00] <Ghormak> *ding*
[14:00] <def^> *ding ding ding*
[11:42] <DarkStalkey> i'm worried
[11:42] <DarkStalkey> every 5 mins my computer keeps making a 'beep' sound
[11:42] <DarkStalkey> not a good beep sound
[11:42] <DarkStalkey> a beep sound that suggests that something is wrong but the only way my computer is going to let me know is to keep beeping at me till something dies
[12:58] <Chrille> ._._._._.
[14:28] <[m0ds]> gimme head Comma
[14:29] <CommaToes> no, I won't m0ds
[14:31] <CommaToes> this is gonna be quoted, isn't it?
[14:53] <AGA> Rog and CJ pung out
[14:56] *** Sylpher (Sylpher@0-1pool182-67.nas20.tempe1.az.us.da.qwest.net) has joined #ags
[14:57] <Sylpher> Hello, my name is Euntega Montoia you killed my father. Prepare to DIE!
[14:57] *** AGA sets mode: +o Sylpher
[16:45] * CommaToes discovers the cure for breathing
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[13:58] <m0ds> whats that really bad cop movie
[13:58] <m0ds> that theyve made about 6 sequels of
[13:58] <m0ds> police academy, thats it
[14:01] <Ghormak> The first movie was fun, but the rest totally blew.
[14:02] <m0ds> Police Acadamy 6: Out Of Plot Ideas
[14:03] <Helm> Police Academy 7: I think we wore this one out, dudes
[14:06] <Ghormak> Police Academy 8: Dude, where's my dignity?
[15:24] <MillsJROSS> As far as typing english, Ghormak, you do a wonderful job
[15:25] <Ghormak> OMG THNX K
[15:25] <Ghormak> So do you, MillsJROSS.
[15:26] <MillsJROSS> Thanks!
[15:07] * |Annie| pats def^ on the head and gives him a cookie
[15:07] <def^> yay long time since I had a cookie
[15:07] * def^ is so happy
[15:07] <def^> ._.
[15:46] <Sylpher> CJ I hate you parser...but I got it working and now I love it....but your away so it doesn't matter
[15:58] <DarkStalkey> \o.
[15:58] <DarkStalkey> (he lost his arm in nam)
[12:23] <|Annie|> I'll give you ghormak instead
[12:23] <|Annie|> for a day only tho
[12:23] * |Annie| gives Ghormak to def temporarily
[12:23] * Ghormak sits down and smiles awkwardly
[12:26] <|Annie|> you want ghormak back? he's funny
[12:27] * Ghormak sits down and smiles funnily
[12:21] <c_leksutin> I seem to have walked in at an odd point in the conversation
[12:26] * Rog Hires c_leksutin to do the dirty business
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[12:28] <c_leksutin> holy crap, rog just hiered me!!
[12:42] <KANDYMAN> hey ftafk..... who are you???
[12:42] <FT-AFK> fruittree duh
[12:42] <def`> he's Fat Tony
[12:42] <def`> mess with him, and mess with the entire italian mob
[13:19] <Pod> someone make my man dammit ¬_¬
[13:20] <Visti> Your....man?
[12:10] <def`> aw this inventory item I drew is so cute
[12:11] * def` fluffles himself
[12:11] <def`> yikes im stuck in a fluffle loop and i cant get out
[12:11] <def`> you are probably the leader of a worldwide pr0n spreading syndicate
[12:12] <Ghormak> For shame!
[12:12] <Ghormak> (Can I come work with you?)
[12:13] * Ghormak fluffles rog
[12:13] <Rog> :)
[12:13] <Ghormak> :)
[12:13] <|Annie|> he's the father of my future children ._.
[12:13] <|Annie|> bluecup said so
[12:14] <def`> well FruitTree is the father of my future children
[12:14] <FruitTree> yeah!
[12:14] <FruitTree> what?!?!?!
[12:17] <Ghormak> bluecup, 8ball are you the mother of my future children?
[12:17] * BlueCup shakes the psychic purple sphere...
[12:17] <BlueCup> It says 'Sure,' Ghormak
[12:17] <Ghormak> YES!
[12:18] <def`> lol 'sure' as in: 'sure, why not.. lets get it over with'
[12:51] <FruitTree> say... where is chrille anyway?
[12:52] <FruitTree> !!!! chrille isn't here!!!!!!!!
[12:56] <|Annie|> There's an advertising sticker on my banana ._.
[12:57] <|Annie|> I paid for this banana
[12:57] <|Annie|> why am I being subjected to this advertising ._.
[12:57] <FruitTree> you're a woman?
[12:57] <|Annie|> 'Bake with Splenda - no calorie sweetener'
[12:57] <FruitTree> women are sensetive for comercial
[12:58] <Visti> Any person alive just have the right an ad-free banana from time to time!
\[13:00] <FruitTree> yeah!
[13:00] <Visti> or perhaps you just didn't register you banana...
[13:00] <FruitTree> lol
[13:01] <Visti> ...I wonder where the serial number goes....
[13:01] * Visti peels the banana
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[18:24] <|Annie|> `('-')´
[18:24] <CJ> what the hell was that smiley??
[18:24] <|Annie|> pikachu
[18:24] <CJ> lol, pickachu
[18:24] <CJ> I'm quite glad I don't know what that is, but I assume it's a penguin
[18:25] <Esseb> pokemon cj
[18:25] <CJ> Esseb: yeah that's what I said
[18:31] <|Annie|> oooh
[18:31] <|Annie|> a list!
[18:31] <CJ> a list!
[18:31] <Grundislav> you and your lists
[18:49] <CJ> hmm, Afghanistan is expensive to call...
[18:49] <CJ> I'm surprised they have any phone lines left there
[18:49] <Esseb> there goes your al quaida internship cj
[18:51] <Esseb> I have mods' phonenumber somewhere, I must call him one day and freak him out
[18:53] <Esseb> damn, I DO sound like my brother
[18:53] <Esseb> people are right
[18:58] <Grundislav> I'll trade you my Esseb for your Sylpher
[18:58] <netmonkey> Agsémon
[11:52] <Ghormak> Every game needs a grope option
[11:52] <def^> you dont want to grope mummies
[11:52] <Ghormak> ESPECIALLY yours, def.
[11:52] <def^> O_O
[12:18] <def^> why am I opening topics by dragging them to the address bar?!
[12:23] <Esseb> CAPITAL words RULE
[12:58] *** Ghormak is now known as Smiley_Police
[12:59] <Smiley_Police> I'm going to have to arrest you all.
[12:59] <netmonkey> :(
[12:59] <Smiley_Police> !
[12:59] <|Annie|> Ö
[12:59] <Smiley_Police> Don't make it worse!
[14:39] *** MillsJROSS is now known as Real_CJ
[14:39] <Real_CJ> I created AGS, get rid of this imposter!
[14:39] *** Real_CJ is now known as MillsJROSS
[14:39] *** MillsJROSS was kicked by Esseb (ok)
[14:48] <Esseb> each word must be found in www.dictionary.com .. or roger
[14:54] <MillsJROSS> I shall now be known as mail car mail carrier mailsorter Malus coronaria melagra Meleagrididae Meleagris Meleagris gallopavo milcher Milk River milker milkwort milkwort family mill-girl millicurie milligram mole cricket Moloch horridus mule's ears Mullus auratus Mullus surmuletus
[14:55] <MillsJROSS> MCMCMMCMMMMGMMRMMMFMMMMCMHMENANS for short
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[15:01] <Grundislav> bluecup 8ball Will Granny Zombiekiller be released in 2003?
[15:01] * BlueCup shakes the psychic purple sphere...
[15:01] <BlueCup> It says 'Ask me if I care,' Grundislav
[15:02] <Grundislav> bluecup 8ball Will Granny Zombiekiller be released in 2002?
[15:02] * BlueCup shakes the psychic prismatic sphere...
[15:02] <BlueCup> It says 'Eat more cheese, then ask again,' Grundislav
[15:02] * Grundislav eats more cheese
[15:02] <Grundislav> bluecup 8ball Will Granny Zombiekiller be released in 2002?
[15:02] * BlueCup shakes the psychic black sphere...
[15:02] <BlueCup> It says 'Better Not Tell You Now,' Grundislav
[15:02] <MillsJROSS> I think that means nom grund
[15:02] <Grundislav> bluecup 8ball Will Granny Zombiekiller be released in 2004?
[15:02] * BlueCup shakes the psychic purple sphere...
[15:02] <BlueCup> It says 'Who cares,' Grundislav
[15:02] <|Rob|> heh
[15:02] <Grundislav> I hate you,. bluecup
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[15:20] <CJ> brb, washing to do
[15:25] <CJ> now, what are you naughty lot up to now
[15:25] <Grundislav> oh, nothing
[15:25] <OintmentOnTheMo> for once, I'm innocent .-.
[15:25] <CJ> yeah, look all innocent like that
[15:25] * Grundislav hides the flamethrower behind his back
[15:25] <MillsJROSS> Hide the Ketchup!
[15:26] <CJ> come here grundy, I know you've got something behind your back
[15:26] <Grundislav> we are the naughty children and CJ is our father figure, how scary is that?
[15:26] <CJ> show your uncy CJ what it is
[15:26] * Ghormak distracts CJ
[15:26] <Ghormak> Grund! Hide the flamethrower!
[15:26] * Grundislav hides the flamethrower under Ghormak
[15:26] <Ghormak> Turn it off first!1!
[15:26] <Grundislav> oops!!!
[15:27] <CJ> oy, stop setting me house on fire
[15:37] <Ghormak> "Two moose were flying across the Atlantic ocean. Suddenly, one moose said to the other: "But moose can't fly!!!". The other moose replied: "It's ok, my uncle owns a restaurant.""
[15:38] <Grundislav> ...
[15:38] <Ghormak> HAR HAR HAR HAR!
[15:38] <Grundislav> I don't get it
[15:38] <Ghormak> Me neither!
[15:38] <Grundislav> LOL
[15:49] <Ghormak> What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?
[15:49] <Ghormak> They both don't drive tractors.
[15:54] <def^> giggetygiggetygiggetygiggetygiggetygiggetygiggetygiggety
[18:21] <[eric]> me message be..well.. um.. me in obvious homey voice saying "Yo Yo leave a message" then in high pitched girl voice "OH MY GOD! I SAID MESSAGE"
[18:22] <[eric]> i used to have me screaming for a few seconds then i screamed leave a message... then the wtc thing happened.........
[18:25] <Grundislav> hmmm, I think I am going to change my message to something fun
[18:26] <CJ> Grundislav: fill up the tape with the answer message so there's no room for anyone to leave a message
[18:28] <CJ> darn, I want an answeing machine now
[18:28] <Esseb> either that or leave a message after the beep: then play a beep sound, then another after a short while, then another, increasinly louder
[18:29] <[eric]> or say leave a message, play a beep sound, then play a recorded message...
[18:29] <Grundislav> or "Hey, leave a BEEPing message after the BEEPing BEEP, ya BEEP!"
[18:31] <Esseb> Greetings Earthling. I am an extra-terrestrial from the planet Oohannggg, and I have been sent to earth in this form for the purpose of propagating with your species. You might not realize it, but right now I am having sex with your ear... and I can tell that you like it, and so do I... oooh yeah baby... just a lil more... who's your daddy?
[18:40] <CJ> you can't have a country code of "1", that's silly
[18:40] <|Annie|> welcome to the US ;p
[18:40] <CJ> it's got to be at least 2 digits
[18:40] <[eric]> yes we can! we ARES US!!!
[18:40] <CJ> that's not fair :~(
[18:41] <[eric]> rog google yourself out of a paper bag
[18:57] <Esseb> I'm gonna phone up mods and breathe heavily
[20:12] <Grundislav> but I don't sound like a southerner
[20:12] <CommaMST3K> heh, he's a voice actor
[20:12] <CommaMST3K> you can hear him in such games as...
[20:12] <CommaMST3K> er...
[20:12] <CommaMST3K> that mittens one
[20:13] <CommaMST3K> Cooma can only call people in canada for free
[20:17] <|Annie|> the work i mean
[20:17] * CommaMST3K lasts more than a minute
[20:17] <CommaMST3K> er.. of work I mean...
[20:17] <|Annie|> er.....ok
[20:17] <Grundislav> hmmm
[20:17] <|Annie|> lol
[20:17] <Grundislav> I'll bet
[20:17] <|Annie|> we're all gutter brains
[20:17] <|Annie|> :p
[20:27] <CommaMST3K> I should call unilin and insult him
[20:27] <|Annie|> lol :) why
[20:27] <CommaMST3K> because he's in my city
[20:37] <CommaMST3K> I'm scared of def
[21:55] * CommaToes becomes a super hero
[21:55] <CommaToes> I can now move at the speed of #ags
[21:55] * CommaToes just sits there idly.
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[10:57] <Quagmire> Mister Ghormak !
[10:58] <Quagmire> todger!!!!!
[10:58] <Quagmire> :[
[10:58] <Quagmire> :]
[10:59] <|Annie|> i made teh ags house again .-.
[11:00] <Quagmire> whats that
[11:00] <Quagmire> are there any nipples involved?
[11:00] <|Annie|> not yet
[11:00] <Quagmire> ._.
[11:02] <Chrille> it whined about "felaktig växel? - - /K"
[11:02] <Chrille> I have no idea how to translate that
[11:02] <RobertEric> It means "You suck"
[11:02] <|Annie|> what language is that?!
[11:03] <Chrille> Hmm, I'm from Sweden, so it would have to be arabian! :p
[11:37] <CJ-> "roger, remind me in 10000 years why am I still here?"
[17:54] * Al_Ninio steals Annie's cookies
[17:54] <CommaToes> haha
[17:54] <CommaToes> she's powerless
[17:59] <m0ds> c==8('-'<)
[17:59] <m0ds> 8=='o'<)
[17:59] <m0ds> the poor little fella. He loves cock.
[17:59] <m0ds> yessss
[18:05] *** CJ- (orange@jibblers.plus.com) has joined #ags
[18:05] <BlueCup> Hello Chris.
[18:05] <CJ-> bing bong
[18:07] <CJ-> have you ever heard of someone called Jeeves who isn't a butler?
[18:07] <CJ-> must be so harsh, having your career mapped out like that
[18:07] <Esseb> I'm gonna name my kid jeeves
[18:07] <Esseb> just as an experiment
[18:08] <Grundislav> all those ones make me oneder
[18:09] <Grundislav> geddit? oneder?
[18:09] <Grundislav> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
[18:09] * Grundislav dies
[18:10] <m0ds> Goodnight, God bless, and God, don't bless America, bless somewhere like Scandinavia where patriotism isn't first on their agenda.
[11:44] <Helm> DAMN YOU BROADBAND!
[11:58] <m0ds> rog
[11:58] <m0ds> how come im opped?
[22:11] <CommaToes> wow, a page of IRC with annie in the room without annie saying anything
[22:11] <DA_BUTCHER> ._.
[22:11] <DA_BUTCHER> there I said something for her
[21:54] <DA_BUTCHER> Annie will you marry me?
[21:54] <DA_BUTCHER> I don't care what gender you are!
[21:54] <|Annie|> shizz
[21:54] <DA_BUTCHER> I'm Greek
[21:54] <|Annie|> that's like the 6th time someone's asked me that in here
[21:54] <|Annie|> I'll get back to you k ._.
[21:55] <Scotch> It's your own fault for making your gender so obvious in your nick
[21:55] <DA_BUTCHER> yes but the others would freak out if you turned out to be a 30 year old wrestler named Bernard
[22:06] <Unilin> Ask Comma, he never sleeps, right?
[22:06] <CommaToes> what?
[22:06] <CommaToes> yes
[22:06] <DA_BUTCHER> WAKE UP COMMA!
[22:06] <CommaToes> I ne'er sleep
[22:06] <Bruised> you woke him up
[22:06] <CommaToes> quiet you
[22:09] <Scotch> There are plenty of vowels, like I live in Croesyceiliog - see loads
[22:10] <Unilin> That's some word, there.
[22:10] <Dunce> why can't you live somewhere where people spell mormally?
[22:10] <Scotch> can't afford it
[12:34] <SeanConnery> You can't kick my arse! I'm 007! ......senior, that is....
[21:45] <DA_BUTCHER> PDA?
[21:45] <|Annie|> plugbug
[21:46] <|Annie|> the dork ages
[21:46] <|Annie|> lol
[21:46] <Scotch> X)
[21:47] <DA_BUTCHER> he's very charming (mods)
[21:48] <DA_BUTCHER> actually the gameplay of each of the RRs is about 15 minutes
[21:48] <Unilin> Not counting the increadably slow transitions
[21:49] <DA_BUTCHER> yes...well that was done on purpose...to increase the game's duration ;)
[21:50] <Unilin> Well, if you're very stupid, a straight line can be a maze
[18:52] <CommaMST3K> everyone is leaving!
[18:52] <CommaMST3K> er...
[18:52] <CommaMST3K> I mean...
[18:52] * CommaMST3K isn't really here, you imagined him
[18:12] <Ghormak> Yes.
[18:13] <Quagmire> Excellent.
[18:13] <Ghormak> Quite.
[18:13] <Quagmire> Why am I typing like Ghormak?
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[21:46] <Grundislav> rog, any messages?
[21:46] <Rog> What am I, your secretary?! Get your own damn messages!
[21:46] * MillsJROSS has sex with rog
[21:46] <Rog> MillsJROSS: huh?
[21:46] <MillsJROSS> I get that a lot
[13:53] <CommaToes> I'm not THAT odd looking. :)
[13:54] <CommaToes> I'll hunt for coomahead
[15:38] <AGA> How very odd, my brain appears to be moving ...
[15:42] <Grundislav> yeesh, my apartment has become a nudist colony
[16:09] <Grundislav> goddam I hate how my sims life is always more exciting than my real life
[16:15] <CommaToes> hey, I'm not mean. Am I?
[16:19] <netmonkey> I have AGS question. don't panic.
[16:19] <AGA> !
[16:19] <AGA> Not AGS!!!
[16:19] <AGA> That's off-topic
[16:33] <Grundislav> "Ghormie"?
[17:43] <CommaToes> Politics?
[17:43] <CommaToes> am I political?
[17:43] <Unilin> Well, you live in Ottawa.
[18:34] <|Annie|> ...and once again Grammar boy saves the world from bad spelling!! \o/
[18:34] <|Annie|> :p
[18:34] <DarkStalkey> \o/ hooray
[18:34] <AGA> If I were a real superhero, that would be Grammar Boy
[18:35] <|Annie|> It should actually be
[18:35] <|Annie|> Anal-Retentive Boy :p
[18:35] <DarkStalkey> lol
[18:35] <DarkStalkey> he'd have a side parting and a clip-board
[18:35] <AGA> I'm not anal, I'm big-boned
[19:00] <jannar85> eya def!
[19:00] <jannar85> im drunk!
[19:01] <def[nolf2]> congratulations
[22:12] <Sylpher> Iso= The intro to Wambus
[22:12] <Sylpher> O_o = The Wambus
[10:09] <Esseb> I live in norway
[10:09] <Pod> ah :)
[10:09] <Pod> you are forgiven :D
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[10:28] <Layabout> 8====D-------o:
[10:29] <Layabout> (.)(.)
[10:29] <Layabout> _ _
[10:29] <Layabout> jkfgjds
[10:29] <Layabout> gnsjgbdsbgfs
[10:29] <DGMacphee> Oh dear...
[17:25] <AGA> Um... M0ds just SMSed me with "teh pointy breasts lady"
[17:26] <Ghormak> This can only mean one thing...
[17:26] <Ghormak> He's drunk!
[17:26] <AGA> It's gone 10am on a Saturday, of course he is!!!
[18:05] <Quagmire> someone slurp my lap!
[18:05] <Quagmire> that sounds dodgy o_O
[18:05] <Quagmire> I never said that
[18:05] <CommaToes> I'm not touching that one
[13:55] <Sylpher> Hello hewwo heyyo hieeo
[17:57] <DarkStalkey> i was just about to ask a really important question
[17:57] <DarkStalkey> ...
[17:57] <DarkStalkey> bugger
[17:57] <DarkStalkey> oh wait, remember
[17:58] <DarkStalkey> what's the correct spelling for fung shei?
[23:24] <SoberLas> Cooma is a tuny town in South NSW, in the mountains
[23:26] * SoberLas curses the man who put three vowells together on the keyboard
[23:49] * LasNaranjas gives annie a cookie
[23:50] <LasNaranjas> [revenge]
[00:04] <CommaToes> Las is a prodigy
[00:04] <CommaToes> Whereas I'm a compuserve
[00:05] <CommaToes> and Grund will always be an AOL
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[00:07] <Grundislav> I'm not aol, am I?
[00:08] <Grundislav> the cool roommate when drunk is just as cool
[00:08] <Grundislav> and the annoying one is like 10 times as annoying
[00:08] <CommaToes> kick the overbearing one in the right ball
[00:08] <Grundislav> lol, I would, but he'd probably like it
[12:04] <DarkStalkey> in responce to your msn question: yes i do play a lot of ut2003 :)
[12:04] <DarkStalkey> you could almost call me 'leet' at it
[12:04] <DarkStalkey> although if you did i'd have to kill ye
[12:07] <Chrille> DS, do you know all the adrenaline "moves" ?
[12:08] <DarkStalkey> nope
[12:09] <DarkStalkey> i was lying about the being leet part
[11:06] *** Fuzzpilz is now known as Foodpilz
[12:46] <CommaToes> xp
[12:46] <m0ds> yes x penis
[13:04] <Chrille> new pc, m0ds?
[13:04] <m0ds> yeah
[13:04] <m0ds> with windows xpiece of shit
[15:48] <Ghormak> Have you heard the one about the flying sandwich?
[15:48] <OintmentOnTheMo> no .-.
[15:49] <Ghormak> Neither have I.
[19:20] <Grundislav> hmmm, and it seems I have a message on my machine!!!
[19:20] <Grundislav> who could it be?????
[19:21] <Grundislav> someone breathing heavily?!
19:23] <Dr_Eric_Moreau> hahahahahahahahaha, it was me!!!! I'm so sneaky!
[19:23] <|Chicken|> erk
[19:23] <|Chicken|> who is that??
[19:23] <Grundislav> wait...really?
[19:23] <Grundislav> now I'm confused
[19:24] <Dr_Eric_Moreau> I'm stalking you now.
[19:24] <Grundislav> er...if you want
[19:24] <Dr_Eric_Moreau> congratulations!
[19:26] <Dr_Eric_Moreau> Now I'm on my way over to your house to look out your window. ;-)
[19:26] <Dr_Eric_Moreau> look into I mean.
[19:26] <Grundislav> if I didn't know better, I'd really be scared
[19:26] <Grundislav> :)
[19:26] <Grundislav> where do you live, anyway, Dr_Eric_Moreau?
[19:26] <Dr_Eric_Moreau> I'm gonna have to rent a rowboat and row across the ocean but I'll get there....
[19:26] <Dr_Eric_Moreau> eventually.
[19:26] <Dr_Eric_Moreau> Canada.
[19:26] <|Chicken|> oooh .-.
[19:26] <|Chicken|> ocean???
[19:26] <Grundislav> Canada!!!
[19:26] <|Chicken|> what ocean!!
[19:26] <Grundislav> shhh
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[14:38] <[m0ds]busy> ½
[14:38] <Al_Ninio> he didn't bother making one for me! i'm safe!
[14:38] <|Annie|> whats this 1/2 thing he keeps putting up
[14:39] <|Annie|> i cant tell if its a typo or if he's giving us the finger ._.
[15:23] <AGA> "Hmm... a good name for a lesbian bar would be Tom & Harry's... You know. No Dick."
[09:19] * def^ throws a pie in [KR3W]Necro's face to cheer up annie
[09:20] <def^> and you know what? it was a cow pie! \o/
[09:20] <|Annie|> :DDDDDDDDDD
[09:20] <|Annie|> i are cheery
[09:20] <def^> \o/ \o/ \o/
[09:21] <[KR3W]Necro> i ares not cheery
[09:21] <|Annie|> aw
[09:21] <|Annie|> why not?
[09:22] * def^ drops an anvil on Chrille's head to cheer up [KR3W]Necro
[11:34] * Ghormak hugs everybody, except Rog
[11:34] <Rog> :'(
[12:32] <Pod> i hate walkthroughs
[12:32] <Pod> die walktrough die die die
[12:32] <Pod> tempting me :/
[12:32] <Pod> saying "look sierra sucks, youll die without me"
[13:06] * |Annie|Lunch slaps Courthold- around a bit with a lawsuit
[13:06] <|Annie|Lunch> don't ping out while I'm talking to yoU!!
[13:06] <Courthold-> ¬¬
[13:14] *** def` (sardaukar@qn-213-73-170-22.quicknet.nl) Quit (Another megabytes the dust.)
[13:17] <AGA> !
[13:17] <CommaToes> ?
[13:17] <AGA> def quit? Unthinkable!
[15:38] <mr^Archangel> gah bloody non-gmt people
[15:49] <Rog> Okay |Annie|, I'll fuck [m0ds] next time I see him.
[15:49] <mr^Archangel> !!
[15:50] <mr^Archangel> rog, you just get dirtier and dirtier
[17:20] <[m0ds]> andail is a funny man
[17:20] <|Annie|> yep
[17:20] <Andail> he is, isn't he
[17:20] <LGM> Are those from mine?>
[17:20] <[m0ds]> not you andail, the other one
[17:20] <Andail> I said, He, didn't I?
[19:36] <CommaToes> I'm gonna go into a random channel
[19:36] <CommaToes> #rfd
[19:37] <CommaToes> I did a string of random letters and it's a clan.. :(
[22:56] <LasNaranjas> in summer there's not much else to do except catch skin cancer
[22:56] <LasNaranjas> so people watch cricket and get pissed
[22:56] <LasNaranjas> well, get pissed an pretend to watch the cricket
[07:54] <|Annie|> lo (._.)
[07:55] <phthalocyanine> what the hell is that supposed to be?
[07:55] <phthalocyanine> (._-)
[08:17] <Chrille> I hate mariah Carey too
[08:17] <phthalocyanine> but youd still nail her, right?
[08:17] <|Annie|> what does that have to do with anything?
[08:17] <|Annie|> you people would nail Hillary Clinton :p if you could
[08:18] <phthalocyanine> whats wrong with screwing hillary clinton?
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[18:23] <Grundislav> hmm? oh nothing, just comma was saying half of florida is inept and the other half voted for bush
[18:24] <MillsJROSS> Ahh...well...uh...comma smells...so HA!
[18:34] <CommaToes> I have a friend who's last name is Ramos
[18:34] <CommaToes> he wants to name his kid Igno
[18:40] <CommaToes> If I was a girl, my name would have been Jenna-Brianna
[18:40] <CommaToes> I'm glad I'm a guy
[18:51] * ei8th pats himself on the head and gives himself a cookie
[19:15] <CommaToes> roger2 random
[19:15] <Roger2> fuck off!
[21:07] <|Rob|> What is this plug-in shit?
[21:13] <Roger2> Apparently, a is the first letter of the alphabet.
[23:35] <Grundislav> I have been saved from hunger
[23:35] <Grundislav> thanks to a little leprechaun named Lucky
[23:35] <Grundislav> and his king size box
[23:35] <Grundislav> of cereal that is
[23:35] <Grundislav> ;P
[00:02] <Grundislav> rog crap
[00:02] <Rog> You just love seeing what I'll say when you type your little baby words, don't you Grundislav?
[18:19] <Quagmire> Someone help me or I will seriously start to chop off some arms around here
[19:55] <LasNaranjas> was I frigid?
[19:55] <LasNaranjas> no!
[19:55] <LasNaranjas> how could I?
[19:56] <LasNaranjas> around.....Linus...
[19:56] * LasNaranjas wwoons
[19:56] <Scotch> Mmm linusss
[21:42] <DA_BUTCHER> I'm an e-male
[21:42] <DA_BUTCHER> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[21:42] <DA_BUTCHER> SO FUNNY!
[21:44] <DA_BUTCHER> shut up or I'll sodomise the lot of you
[10:57] <Rog> the Army's Gay Soldiers site and can be found at www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk
[10:57] <jannar85> gay!?!
[10:57] <jannar85> hmm
[10:57] <jannar85> :P
[10:57] <Scid> Now there's a word you don't hear often on irc
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[18:06] <tab> no, chrille is my minion
[18:09] <Barcik> rog life
[18:09] <Rog> Barcik: huh?
[18:09] <Barcik> thought so
[18:37] <MattW> why must this hour game take so much longer than an hour to do
[18:38] <CJ> mmmm, retirement
[18:38] <CJ> only another 40 years to go
[18:38] * CJ counts down the days
[18:39] <CJ> bah, I'll probably die at 30
[18:40] <CJ> live life to its fullest while we're here, that's the thing
[18:40] * CJ spends the next 6 hours idling on IRC
[18:40] * CJ sprawls in front of the TV and watches random garbage
[18:45] <scotch> Annie, what are Chalupas?
[18:45] <scotch> I added them per your request.
[18:47] <Visti> I hope it's something dead.
[18:47] <scotch> oooh, speaking of porn.. I just turned the TV on and madonna is having sex with some guy :o
[18:52] * KANDYMAN pouts because he doesn't have a chalupas
[18:52] <scotch> Most of us don't apparently only Annie is in the yes Chalupas group.
[18:52] <|Annie|> back
[18:53] * scotch directs annie to the yes chalupas area. Where she is alone.
[22:06] <Grundislav> anyway, I sent my friend the convo we had in here the other day about the pheromones and my roommate
[22:06] <Grundislav> and she says "haha, wow, those AGSers seem so cool! It's too bad they aren't real!"
[22:06] <Grundislav> I got a kick out of that
[21:31] <MillsJROSS> There are currently many AGS games that do not suck
[21:59] <MillsJROSS> Spanish Caravan?
[22:00] <ScotchThePirate> I meant pesty
[22:00] <ScotchThePirate> typo
[22:00] <PestythePirate> How did you misspell 'pesty' as 'Spanish Caravan'?
[22:01] <ScotchThePirate> I don't have as much practice as you, ok?
[22:49] <ScotchThePirate> Yes, but it's not surprising seeing as I thought for a long time that RE was a bot :(
[17:26] <|Annie|> good good ._. my machine doesn't like your program
[17:26] <CJ> well my program doesn't like your machine either :p
[17:26] <Unilin> It didn't send a card last Christmas
[17:26] * CJ hastily deletes the "if (computerName == "Annie's Computer") then CrashMoreOften(); "
[17:31] <CJ> I, too, shall give up the AGS Forums today!
[17:32] <CJ> no really, I mean it!
[17:32] <Unilin> Tough luck to all those with tech questions and people who want to know when AGS is updated.
[17:32] <CJ> yeah, I'm just gonna update AGS on my own and not tell anyone. So :p
[17:32] * CJ defects to the AGAST forums
[17:56] <CJ> but seriously, I can't be squalman's father
[15:09] <MillsJROSS> rog loves me!
[15:09] <Rog> MillsJROSS: huh?
[14:53] <CJ-> [19:49] -Visti- There's a monkey in my pocket, stealing all my change, his eyes are black and weary, I fear that he's deranged!
[14:53] <|Annie|> I don't see it
[14:53] <|Annie|> o_O
[14:53] <CJ-> hmm, must've sent it direct to me
[14:53] <AGA> It's random
[14:53] <CJ-> but why, and why do I need to be told it 7 times?
[14:53] <MattW> because the monkey must be stopped
[10:54] *** CJ- (orange@jibblers.plus.com) has joined #ags
[10:54] <BlueCup> Hello Chris.
[10:54] <Rog> Hey CJ-, MillsJFloss asked me to tell you: Be sure to floss daily
[10:54] <Rog> Hey CJ-, Grundislut asked me to tell you: Ooooooooh!
[10:54] <CJ-> quack quack
[10:54] <Rog> Hey CJ-, OneFuckingGal asked me to tell you: I'm waiting, big boy!
[10:54] <Rog> Hey CJ-, C_Licksutin asked me to tell you: Me too! With mah knife!
[10:54] <Rog> Hey CJ-, Unilin asked me to tell you: Look out, she has scabies!
[10:54] <Rog> Hey CJ-, netjunkie asked me to tell you: Want drugs? I got some!
[10:54] <CJ-> blimey
[10:54] <CJ-> lol
[10:54] <|Annie|> oops
[10:54] * |Annie| hides
[10:54] <Layabout> lol
[10:54] <Layabout> shit
[10:54] <|Annie|> don't look at me, it wasn't me!
[10:54] <custard> lol
[10:55] <|Annie|> @_@
[10:55] <CJ-> it's good to see that Roger never gets abused :)
[14:27] <DarkStalkey> eeeeeeegads
[14:27] <DarkStalkey> homework
[14:27] <DarkStalkey> the work of the home
[21:58] <netmonkey> everybody wants the name edmundo
[23:24] <scotch> rog joke
[23:24] <Rog> 148. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:24] <Rog> OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:24] <Rog> FUCK OOOOFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:24] <Rog> HHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:24] <Gilbert> rogjoke
[23:24] <Rog> 142. Erm, I meant to type joke, instead of new joke. Pardonm
[23:24] * |Annie| giggles
[23:24] <Rog> It timed out
[23:24] <Rog> Roger, new joke
[23:24] <Rog> After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.
[23:25] * |Annie| giggles some more
[23:37] <Rog> Q: What was the evil wizard's name in Kings Quest 3?
[23:38] <LasNaranjas> mannanaanana
[23:38] <LasNaranjas> mananan
[23:38] <LasNaranjas> mananananannanan
[23:38] <[eric]> mannana
[23:38] <Rog> Here's a clue: it starts with 'mana'
[23:38] <[eric]> mananahan
[23:38] <LasNaranjas> manannan
[23:38] <Rog> That's right, LasNaranjas (took you 26 seconds)
[23:38] <[eric]> bannana man
[11:56] <ei8th> I'm bored, and ill, and in love, and hungry, and thirsty, and tired, and my neck is aching... and am I crying around??? hmm??? am I???
[11:56] <|Annie|> lol
[11:56] <Ghormak> now you are
[11:56] <Ghormak> :)
[12:01] <def^> dictionary.com eh?
[12:01] <def^> Dont be foolish!
[12:02] <|Annie|> we should tie def up and torture him ._.
[12:03] * Ghormak ties def up and plays N'Sync for him
[12:03] * def^ disconnects
[12:09] *** def^ is now known as pr0n
[12:09] <pr0n> hello Bruised
[12:09] <pr0n> I'm pr0n
[12:09] <pr0n> do you like me?
[12:09] <Bruised> no
[12:09] * Ghormak downloads pr0n
[12:09] <Bruised> you're in poor taste
[12:09] <pr0n> But I'm very good pr0n
[12:10] <pr0n> hey stop that Ghormak
[12:10] <pr0n> I'm illegal pr0n
[12:10] <|Annie|Lunch> that never stops him
[12:10] <|Annie|Lunch> HE'S barely legal :D
[12:10] <Bruised> illegal? in that case, I like you
[12:10] <pr0n> pr0n likes you too
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[23:17] <CommaToes> back!
[23:18] <CommaToes> and now the hillarity of Comma folding laundry ensues
[00:26] <CommaToes> well, if Annie and Roger are alone, I don't want to clean up the mess
[00:26] <|Annie|> i dont think we've ever been alone
[00:26] <|Annie|> gil's usually here
[00:26] <evil1359> lol
[00:27] <evil1359> is gil in on it too?
[12:38] <Ghormak> You didn't say the magic ding-words
[12:38] <def^> ghorm's irc "dings" to poof?
[12:38] * def^ moves away from Ghormak
[12:39] <Ghormak> What do you mean? Ä is just next to the Ö key. :)
[12:47] * Ghormak smooches DarkStalkey
[12:47] <[m0ds]> lol
[12:47] * DarkStalkey shakes Ghormak's hand
[12:47] <[m0ds]> its unlike chrille to be away from irc for more than 2 minutes
[11:35] <tab> I am bored
[11:35] <tab> entertain me
[11:35] <|Annie|> okay
[11:36] <|Annie|> :D\=<
[11:36] * def[fart-bag] flashes his rack for tab
[11:36] <|Annie|> obviously entertain has diff meanings for people :D
[11:36] <def[fart-bag]> lol ;)
[11:36] <Ghormak> I think def is the one who was most entertained by the rack flashing. :)
[11:36] <tab> I'm not entertained D:
[12:32] <def^> I dont like it when dirty people pm me
[12:33] <_2ma2> HOw long was KQ2 being betatested?
[12:34] <def^> 3 minutes?
[12:41] <def^> After blowing him yeah.. I mean, after blowing a bubble at him.... o_O
[13:47] <[m0ds]> my crotch is fine
[13:50] <[m0ds]> MOVE IT, ._. HEAD!
[13:52] <[m0ds]> are you a web designosaur?
[14:59] <RobertEric> (^ '_' ^)¬<('_' <) - Kirby holding a guy up?
[10:07] <DGMacphee> I think they should change their name to 'The Relaxed'... That's a terrorist group I'd like to be a part of...
[10:23] <Rog> I have been up 1 days, 4 hours this session. I have 662 factoids, 39 messages to tell people, 245 jokes, and 60 trivia questions I can ask you.
[10:23] <Quagmire> factoids? sounds like a disease ._.
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[15:36] <tab_the_friend> there's a state of anarchy in my pants
[20:11] <CommaToes> ._.
[20:11] <CommaToes> you're using my smiley, so I steal yours
[20:37] * [eric] eats CommaToes
[20:37] *** [eric] (f-f-f-f-FR@as5300-14.216-194-25-229.nyc.ny.metconnect.net) Quit (Welcome here, This is a warp zone.)
[20:37] <CommaToes> dammit
[20:37] <CommaToes> eats me and leaves
[20:37] <|Annie|> so?
[20:37] <CommaToes> men. -_-
[12:29] <Chrille> `-´ <- asian :P
[12:36] <AGA> CommaToes seems a bit obsessed with SeanConnery's sexiness ...
[14:08] <Esseb> aah, why do people even ask that, you're only supposed to answer "fine, thank you. How are you?" anyway
[14:10] <Andail> Esseb, I dunno why, it's a part of the interaction between humans....so when you meet a friend downtown you don't greet by saying "Nice pavement, isn't it?" or "what was the definition to LaPlace's ghost now again?"
[18:28] <JoePublic> out of interest, what exactly are you giving thanks for on thanksgiving?
[18:28] <|Annie|> that you are not a turkey
[18:28] <DA_BUTCHER> LOL!
[18:28] <DA_BUTCHER> or an indian
[21:46] <MillsJROSS> thank you rog
[21:46] <MillsJROSS> ?
[21:46] <Rog> Don't thank me, CJ forces me to do this... :'(
[15:19] * CJ- drags AGA into the 21st century
[15:38] <CJ-> indeed, what is taco bell?
[15:38] <CJ-> is it a phone company?
[15:52] <AGA> Rog Goole pkunzip for DOS
[15:52] <Rog> AGA: huh?
[15:52] <AGA> Rog Googe pkunzip for DOS
[15:52] <Rog> AGA: huh?
[15:52] <AGA> Rog Google pkunzip for DOS
[15:52] <AGA> !
[15:52] <Rog> 'pkunzip for dos': http://www.pkware.com/downloads/
[15:52] <AGA> Got there in the end
[22:03] <|Annie|> Oi pay attention Sylpher :p
[22:03] <Sylpher> sorry
[22:03] * Sylpher stares
[22:20] <|Annie|> The brady bunch is on ._.
[22:21] <CommaToes> brodie bunch is better...
[22:21] <CommaToes> it's just me a bunch of times
[22:21] <CommaToes> all looking at each other in that square
[22:21] <CommaToes> except for alice, she's there
[22:21] <CommaToes> damned if I'm gonna be doing the cleaning
[22:22] <Unilin> What about Cousin Oliver?
[22:22] <CommaToes> he's still in the orphanage
[22:23] <Unilin> The dog? Sam the butcher?
[22:23] <CommaToes> the butcher got arrested for serving dog
[22:30] <CommaToes> hey! look at that
[22:31] <CommaToes> it's past my bedtime
[22:31] * [generic] scolds comma
[22:31] <[generic]> you were out with that World Eater again weren't you!
[22:32] <CommaToes> yes, what of it, eric
[22:32] <CommaToes> you were up late talking with that HUSSY Sylpher again...
[22:32] <CommaToes> besides, YOU never take me out anymore...
[22:32] <[generic]> you can't just go out till all hours of the night, and come back smelling of destroyed worlds and expect to crawl into bed with me!
[22:33] <[generic]> i never take you out because you throw tantrums!
[22:33] <CommaToes> Maybe I wouldn't throw tantrums if you didn't spend all of my medication money at the roach tracks!
[22:33] <[generic]> maybe you wouldn't need medication if stopped slipping drano into your soup!!
[22:34] <[generic]> ......oh whoops, my bad
[22:34] <CommaToes> :o
[22:34] * CommaToes runs off crying...
[22:34] <[generic]> goodnight dear!
[22:34] *** CommaToes (~tehbest@CPE014380022223.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit
[22:34] <[generic]> tramp
<Layawhore> i still havent done it
<Layawhore> too busy
<Layawhore> playing network games and working
<AGA> Ok, np
<Layawhore> heh
<AGA> So network games and your livelyhood ARE MORE IMPORTANT?!?
<AGA> Right, the engagement's off
[14:24] <jannar85> I'm hotter than 80% of men on hotornot.com !!! :D
[14:25] <tab> what the hell is hotornot?
[14:25] <|Annie|> its a site
[14:25] <|Annie|> where complete strangers and 50 year old drooling men tell you if you look hot or not
[14:25] <custard> lol
[14:25] <jannar85> lol
[14:25] * tab shivers
[14:26] <jannar85> my rating is 8.3 :)
[14:27] <|Annie|> a. half the pepole don't use thier own pics
[14:28] <|Annie|> b. the voters are people who have NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN VOTE ON PEOPLE'S PICS!!
[15:00] *** |Annie| is now known as AlwaysRight
[15:01] *** Ghormak is now known as AlwaysLeft
[15:01] *** RobertEric is now known as NeverRight
[15:01] *** NeverRight is now known as NeverWrong
[15:02] <AlwaysRight> you damn leftist ._.
[15:02] *** DaveGilbert is now known as AlwaysLight
[15:02] *** AlwaysLeft is now known as AlwaysCocaCola
[15:14] <Unilin> Because you killed him or because you think he might be plotting to kill you?
[15:15] <Grundislav> no idea
[15:15] <Unilin> Kill him first, just in case!
[15:15] <Unilin> Pre-emptive strike, you know.