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[14:31] <|Annie|> it makes sense in context tho 
[14:32] <|Annie|> well as much sense as you can make on #ags

[14:38] <Chrille> Speaking of moose, here's Ghormak!

[14:41] <TheSponge> well I only know English, so im not open to any other options

[14:41] <Grundislav> <Ghormak> When I went to sleep last night, you guys were here. Today when I woke up, and went to work, you guys are still here.

[14:47] <[m0ds]> and i remember turning 8 on the 8th. but i was quite young then
[14:47] <[m0ds]> what i mean is its not one of those things you realise cos your young

[14:51] <|Annie|> volvo 
[14:51] <Grundislav> volvo?
[14:51] <eVOLVE> ME, you ignaramous pollip

[14:52] <Esseb> most of my old logs are of me disconnecting

[14:53] <TheSponge> im a barbie sponge in a barbie world!
[14:53] <eVOLVE> How informative
[14:53] <TheSponge> come on barbie, let's go partie
[14:54] <TheSponge> youre welcome

[15:08] <Esseb> [10:29] <sylpher> remember in the world of porn: just because it has boobies doesn't make it a girl...got me?

[15:22] <eVOLVE> you mean your ass is needed elsewhere... that's all we want you here for

[15:34] <|Annie|> bluecup 8ball will I ever become a famour porn star?
[15:34] * BlueCup shakes the psychic black sphere...
[15:34] <BlueCup> It says 'My Sources Say No,' |Annie|
[15:34] <|Annie|> whee :D
[15:34] <Esseb> so, unfamous one then
[15:34] <Esseb> is that better?
[15:34] <|Annie|> well...it means all the tapes were destroyed @_@
[15:34] <Esseb> ooh

[15:34] <RobertEric> BlueCup, 8ball Does Ghormak turn you on?
[15:34] * BlueCup shakes the psychic black sphere...
[15:34] <BlueCup> It says 'You May Rely On It,' RobertEric
[15:35] <|Annie|> lol
[15:35] <Ghormak> Far out
[15:35] <|Annie|> blue has the hots for ghormak :p
[15:35] <Ghormak> I don't blame her

[18:46] *** netmonkey is now known as Everyone
[18:46] * Everyone looks towards Annie
[18:47] *** Everyone is now known as netmonkey

[18:53] <DarkStalkey> wowie
[18:53] <DarkStalkey> this things still on

[21:34] * RE_away makes loud cries and yells, some sounding like "Yes sofa!" and other sounding like "Ow! That hurt! Damn springs!"
[21:35] * RE_away then wakes up from the nap

[08:56] <|Annie|> cj :p 
[08:56] <|Annie|> http://yadayada.fateback.com/ags/agshome3.htm
[08:56] <|Annie|> clicky o_O
[08:56] <Pod> :)
[08:57] <|Annie|> teh text is important :p
[08:58] <CJ-> hmm, is it too early in the day for me to start drinking
[08:58] <|Annie|> i drive people to drink
[08:58] <|Annie|> yay me :D


[09:02] <Pod> oioioiooioioioioioioi:(

[09:04] <Pod> ive never liked the way that page is done...... (the ags home page)
[09:04] <Pod> there should be a NEWS page (front page) and a seperate download page
[09:04] <|Annie|> its too much info at once o_O
[09:04] <Pod> cos.......well....that the accept and standard way >=)
[09:05] <|Annie|> but it scares away people
[09:05] <|Annie|> and thats what we want ._.
[09:05] <CJ-> hmm, interesting point
[09:05] <CJ-> I hadn't really thought about it
[09:05] <Pod> no, i spent 5 minutes looking for it on the resources page
[09:05] <|Annie|> its not what we want??

[09:08] <|Annie|> yay roger
[09:08] <Roger> whoo

[09:57] <Esseb> jehova's witnesses doing the walk around here
[09:57] <Esseb> they've rung the bell twice now
[09:57] <|Annie|Drooling> hee
[09:57] <|Annie|Drooling> open the door and kiss then 
[09:57] <|Annie|Drooling> that works o_O
[09:57] <Esseb> I haven't brushed my teeth yet
[09:58] <Esseb> I'm very tempted

[10:32] <|Annie|O_O> where the word Kangaroo comes from?
[10:32] <|Annie|O_O> When the colonizations arrive to Australia and saw this hoping animals everywhere ask the natives how they called them and the natives answer Kan-gha-rhou so the soldiers start to call that animals kangaroos, but then lenguistics realized that what natives mean with Kan-gha-rhou was "I don´t understand you"... 

[10:50] <c_leksutin> and what makes you think I could be seduced by |Annie|?
[10:50] <Esseb> just look at her
[10:50] <Esseb> I mean
[10:50] <Esseb> just look at her
[10:51] <|Annie|O_O> i have such pretty eyes O_O 
[10:51] <Esseb> yeah, that too

[12:44] <Roger> sylpher was last seen on #ags 18 hours, 35 minutes ago stating: :p

[12:56] <Layaway> i saw 13 undercover cop cars on the road tonight
[12:56] <Pod> how did u know they were ndercover?
[12:57] <Layaway> easy to spot in aus, they have just rims, falcons and commodores and big ass antennas
[12:57] <Pod> rims, falcons and commodores?
[12:57] <Layaway> just rims = no hub caps
[12:57] <Esseb> isn't that a little.. stupid?
[12:57] <Pod> not very ndercover
[12:58] <Layaway> if they are behind you it is hard to tell
[12:58] <Layaway> they are more undercover than a falcon that has police written all over it

[13:04] <def^> and I aint french, foo!
[13:04] * def^ slaps Pod with a baguette

[13:09] <Pod> im not in a typing mood today :/

[13:18] <Pod> ........convert to hex today \o/
[13:19] <Pod> (if i say this often enough i may just change the world)

[13:41] <CJ> hehe you can tell he's at uni, it's the old "download random crap that you don't really want because you can" thing :)
[13:42] <CJ> those were the days
[13:42] <CJ> nice fast connection, none of this 512kbs shit
[13:42] <Esseb> but 6 of the cds, nah
[13:42] <Esseb> besides, I got borland 5 anyway
[13:42] <CJ> hehe exactly
[13:42] <CJ> download, burn, delete
[13:42] <CJ> "use" never comes into it ;)

[14:49] <CJ> mmmmm unlimited bandwidth

[14:53] * BritneySpheres pats Al_Ninio on the head and gives him a cookie
[14:53] <BritneySpheres> oooh odd image o_O
[14:53] <Al_Ninio> a cookie?
[14:54] <Al_Ninio> why not a BJ?
[14:54] <Al_Ninio> :P
[14:54] <BritneySpheres> those arent free ;)

[14:58] <Ghormak> I'll whistle Concerto a cinque en ré mineur by Albinoni instead
[14:58] <Ghormak> And by "whistle", I mean "play the mp3"

[15:27] <|Annie|> roger random
[15:27] <Roger> Goodnight, snugglebunny
[15:27] <mr^Archangel> ?!

[15:31] <CJ> you called, milady
[15:31] <|Annie|> i kinda liked master, but ok :D
[15:31] <CJ> this sounds posher

[15:37] <CJ> Ghormak: hold on, ac 1.00 didn't have dialog :p
[15:37] <|Annie|> eek
[15:37] <|Annie|> he's got the AGS source code ._.
[15:38] <|Annie|> @_@
[15:38] <[KR3W]Necro> Doesnt everybody?
[15:38] <|Annie|> shhh :p
[15:38] <|Annie|> not so loud @_@

[15:41] <[KR3W]Necro> I did a stupid thing the other day
[15:42] <[KR3W]Necro> you want to know what?
[15:42] <custard> sex!11
[15:42] <|Annie|> lol since when is sex stupid 
[15:42] <custard> no?
[15:42] <|Annie|> o_O
[15:42] <[KR3W]Necro> sex is better when its stupid

[17:59] <|Annie|> digicam :D
[18:01] <[KR3W]Necro> this means you will be taking piccy of yourself and uploading them for us to see
[18:01] <|Annie|> hah yeah
[18:01] <[KR3W]Necro> :D
[18:01] <|Annie|> i already have piccies of myself o_O
[18:01] <|Annie|> have you seen any? :D
[18:01] <[KR3W]Necro> no
[18:01] <|Annie|> does this give you a clue ._.
[18:01] <[KR3W]Necro> lol

[18:03] <def^> annie... you dont wanna know what roger said earlier ;|
[18:03] <|Annie|> what did he say?
[18:04] <def^> »»» 23:18 «««  ! @Roger kills OneThinkingGal
[18:04] <def^> »»» 23:18 «««  [ @Esseb ] lol
[18:04] <def^> »»» 23:18 «««  [ @def^ ] ooh long distance murder
[18:04] <def^> »»» 23:18 «««  [ @Esseb ] she'd be mad if she was here
[18:04] <|Annie|> roger apologise
[18:04] <Roger> I'm sorry |Annie|, I didn't mean it, please forgive me...
[18:04] <|Annie|> okay :p
[18:04] <def^> pffffffffff
[18:05] <Ghormak> roger, you apologetic little wuss
[18:05] <def^> :)

[18:26] <Helm> How are you?
[18:26] <defissad> <---

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[17:04] * Grundislav picks up his Melodrama Award

[22:07] <[KR3W]Necro> proggy on tonight called 09/11 what a catchy name
[22:07] <LasNaranjas> Ninth of november???
[22:08] <[KR3W]Necro> yes the dreaded 9th november

[22:09] <[KR3W]Necro> its grounded, its been bad
[22:09] <|Annie|> oh please
[22:09] <|Annie|> its a cat
[22:09] <[KR3W]Necro> its a loony

[22:12] <[KR3W]Necro> killing people releaves the tension sometimes, when plain old masturbastion just doesnt do it

[22:24] <[KR3W]Necro> vcbvcbvcbbf
[22:24] <[KR3W]Necro> FFS
[22:24] <[KR3W]Necro> that was the cat on my fucking keyboard

[22:31] <[KR3W]Necro> please stop talkin bout criket i h8 it
[22:31] <|Annie|> well we like it
[22:31] <LasNaranjas> there's no cricket playing nations in Europe (There's one on an Island that pretends however)
[22:31] <LasNaranjas> We don't like proffessional cricket
[22:31] <LasNaranjas> England
[22:31] <|Annie|> i saw a match on last weekend
[22:32] <LasNaranjas> Everyone loves the Windies, they're everyone's second favourite team
[22:32] <|Annie|> yeah i like em
[22:32] <|Annie|> good sports
[22:32] <[KR3W]Necro> ahhh its like watching teletubbies when you have lost the remote control , AHAHAHAHAHHAAGG

[16:01] <Ghormak> Yes! Chris "Elvis" Jones!!!

[16:05] <squalman> yo people, now i can talk.:), not that you care, :)O

[17:58] <Esseb> <RE_hotlovin> You go to ask a question, they're chatting or playing games and wave you off.
[17:58] <Esseb> re: what, #ags isn't like that? :D

[18:00] <netmonkey> hold on for a second.. I actually need to talk about AGs. I know you guys would be outraged by this but...

[18:02] <RE_hotlovin> #ags is mostly about sex, politics, personnal issues and so on...
[18:02] <RE_hotlovin> Usually without the politics

[18:32] <Pessi> Is it Eric's birthday?
[18:33] <[eric]> it better be, i told everyone else it is

[22:04] * |Annie| gets some popcorn and a stack of dollar bills
[22:04] <Sylpher> for a dollar we can do almost anything
[22:04] * |Annie| munches
[22:04] <rode|ouch> hell, at this point I'll do anything for a few quarters.
[22:05] <|Annie|> kiss :p
[22:05] * rode|ouch kisses
[22:05] <LasNaranjas> finally, a roger replacement
[22:06] * rode|ouch kisses everyone passionately.
[22:06] <|Annie|> o_O
[22:06] <rode|ouch> whee!

[22:20] <LasNaranjas> I've never broken a limb
[22:20] <|Annie|> thats because you're so far away from me :)
[22:20] <LasNaranjas> Ba dum ching!

[11:17] <|Annie|> well how tall are you? ._.
[11:17] <c_leksutin> 5' 10" but I dont look like the "head patting" type

[19:14] <|Annie|> i ran that simfilecop thing and it overwrote ghormaks head ._.
[19:15] <|Annie|> gnhhhhhhhhhhh
[19:15] <Pessi> How does one overwrite Ghormak's head?
[19:15] <Grundislav> with a steamroller?

[02:33] <Grundislav> otg is the Penny Lane of AGS :)
[02:34] <[eric]> so she OD's on amphetamines?
[02:35] <Grundislav> but hey for all we know she could like quaaludes, it is the '00s after all :P

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[22:16] *** Joins: kourafelkythro (~Layla@nikias.cc.uoa.gr (Greece))
[22:16] <kourafelkythro> HEY!
[22:16] <Helm> Hey burtch
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[22:18] <kourafelkythro> moooooooooooooooooooo
[22:19] <kourafelkythro> helm why aren't you getting any?
[22:19] <Helm> ksana re
[22:19] <kourafelkythro> ok
[22:19] <kourafelkythro> sou vgazei to mynimataki?
[22:20] <kourafelkythro> shit! all this time I've got the wrong nick!

[22:31] <Ghormak> Fanatics. Blargh.
[22:32] <Ghormak> I mean, if God is omnipotent, he probably knows who loves him and who doesn't, so there's no meaning to run around praising him all the time.

[23:08] <_2ma2> btw, what the hell is BigBang.com?!!!
[23:09] <RobertEric> Either a sex site or astronomy
[23:09] <Ghormak> Or one of those pointless search sites with useless links.
[23:09] <Unilin> or both

[23:11] <Pessi> Astronomic porn... Is that like constellation porn?
[23:11] <Ghormak> Whoo! Look at the Big Bear go!
[23:12] <RobertEric> Like a penis shape called the big dripper?
[23:12] <RobertEric> Constellation I mean
[23:12] <rorschach> what's below orions belt?
[23:13] <RobertEric> Was the topic this dirty before I came in?
[23:13] <_2ma2> "Now at BigBang.com: We've got a nasty threesome with Gemini, and Orion get's it on at the farm.. with Aries!!!"
[23:14] <Grundislav> "See Virgo 'lose it'!"
[23:14] <RobertEric> Bwahaha
[23:14] <Ghormak> Hot incest action! Gemini!
[23:14] <butcheroo> hell!
[23:14] <RobertEric> This is getting kinda sick

[19:02] <Esseb> "Saskatoon girls pimping it out - "Saskatoon police say they're cracking down on a disturbing trend. They say an increasing number of teenage girls are forcing other girls to work for them as prostitutes. Four girls appeared in a Saskatoon youth court this week. The youngest one was only 13."
[19:02] <Esseb> oi
[19:03] <c_leksutin> jesus
[19:03] <Esseb> what has the world come to?
[19:03] <Pessi> Where is Saskatoon?

[19:19] <Pessi> Hey, I've got lots of imaginary friends as well.
[19:20] <Pessi> One of them is Roger. He's so cool!
[19:20] <the_butcher> Roger is for real
[19:20] <Pessi> Oh...

[19:26] <Ghormak> Where did Butcher go?
[19:26] <the_butcher> roger0 seen the_butcher?
[19:26] <Roger0> the_butcher is already here, dumbass

[20:18] <Das_KANDYMAN> and out of curiosity everyone just read over the last 12 lines of chat
[20:18] <Das_KANDYMAN> now ask yourselves why don´t girls want to be adventure game designers

[22:07] <AGA> Wow, one-handed typing is cooool
[22:08] <[eric]> what is aga doing with the other hand?
[22:08] * [eric] screams!

[22:52] <c_leksutin> reading stuff like that makes me wonder why I bother to get out of bed in the morning...

[23:06] <Esseb> this is scary, jd's talking dutch with some dutch dudes over at the forum, and I understand everything they say

[18:09] *** Quits: Roger (~Roger@host217-35-36-223.in-addr.btopenworld.com) (hub.uk.quakenet.org b0rk.uk.quakenet.org)
[18:09] <c_leksutin> haha buh byee roger :P
[18:10] <Def^> wodger!

[21:26] <DarkStalkey> no mp3's or porn!? what a waste of money!
[21:26] <CJ> the internet is an academic research tool.
[21:27] <CJ> ;)

[22:16] * c_leksutin dcc's Dark a .45 slug
[22:17] <DarkStalkey> aaaaaah, right in my eye

[22:38] <DarkStalkey> bleh
[22:38] <DarkStalkey> you boring lot
[22:38] * DarkStalkey runs around waving arms for attention
[22:39] * Ghormak waves his ears
[22:40] * DarkStalkey waves Ghormak
[22:40] *** CJ is now known as CJ_away
[22:40] <Unilin> Now look what you freaks have done.

[18:55] <Ghormak> Counterstrike has given teenage morons a face.

[19:25] *** Joins: AGA (adventureg@modem-3360.aardvark.dialup.pol.co.uk (United Kingdom))
[19:25] <DarkStalkey> iiiiiiiit's adventure game aficionadiaodiandoaspapodosmdnadowilliams
[19:26] <DarkStalkey> or something

[20:01] <Ghormak> Suckers. During the summers, it never gets dark here. :)
[20:02] * DarkStalkey migrates to wherever Ghormak is

[20:17] <def|bbiab> but I want to die
[20:17] <def|bbiab> im suicidal
[20:19] <RobertEric> Just as long as you're not homicidal.

[20:50] <Sylpher> do you ever wonder sometimes if your parents are insane?
[20:52] <Sylpher> I went to get a soda and my dad is asleep on the couch...so I open the can and he raises his arm waves it around then puts it back down... O_o

[21:47] <Sylpher> why is it when you deciede your just gonna be lazy all day someone has to always call you up and screw it all up?

[21:58] <DarkStalkey> oh come on, titanic wasn't that bad, they all died in the end
[21:58] <Ghormak> Not everybody... :(

[22:39] <Sylpher> although Italians had gangs first...so if I hear one more time that white people stole Rock from black people Im gonna tell them kiss my ass you stole Gangs from us...
[22:39] <Sylpher> us being me...since Im italian

[23:35] <def|daoc> yeah barbie makes me horny

[01:56] <[eric]> go with auditory scripting!
[01:58] <Unilin> Yah. "Computer! Make the man move over there." "Over where, Dave?" "Where I'm pointing my finger." "I can only hear you, not see you, Dave." "Oh, then 325, 345. And stop calling me Dave." "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

[01:59] <[eric]> uni: heh i ment auditory as in, you'd click and drag a script over and a sheep would baa, then you'd have a list of things like "sheep = MoveCharacterBlocking Dog = AnimateObject"
[03:00] <Unilin> nah, that's a silly idea.
[03:00] * Unilin writes it down for later stealing.
[03:00] <[eric]> hehe
[03:01] <[eric]> so if someone asks for help "How do i make a cutscene?!!?" you can say "Sheep, Dog, Dog, Monkey, Cow, Fish"
[03:01] <Unilin> Mongoose, if you want it to loop.
[03:02] <[eric]> it would make scripting a lot more fun!
[03:02] <[eric]> [by fun i mean impossible]
[03:02] <Unilin> And keep the newbies out.
[03:02] <[eric]> and keep me out
[03:03] <Unilin> Well, yes. But Gilbert, Chrille and Sylph would still be able to do it.

[03:44] <[eric]> Goddammmm, i'm pathetic... i keep taking shots out of a squeeze cheese bottle i have next to me cause i'm too lazy to make dinner
[03:45] <_2ma2> I'm eating slices of sausague (?) at 4 am..

[03:47] <_2ma2> Wouldn't it be cool if Roger was hindu?
[03:47] <_2ma2> roger, roger?
[03:47] <Roger> hmmm... i am really aussum and hindu

[04:29] <Helm> how do you "put away" a hadoken?
[04:29] <Unilin> magic
[04:29] <[eric]> you give it a dirty look
[04:29] <Helm> Does it just defuse itself?
[04:29] <[eric]> it gets sad and walks away
[04:29] <Helm> Oh. Okay.

[04:31] <[eric]> "I am here to get my ass kicked, and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubblegum"

[15:17] <Ghormak> Muahaa, soon I'll be able to play Scarlatti's sonata 67 fluently.
[15:18] <Ghormak> Then I shall rule the world!

[16:02] <DarkStalkey> whichg is th eone where they go back in time?
[16:02] <DarkStalkey> eeech, typo city

[19:46] <DarkStalkey> the level of conversation has dropped again

[20:02] <Ghormak> DS: School is messing up your mind

[20:02] * DarkStalkey chants Windowlicker

[20:14] <DarkStalkey> ...bored now
[20:15] <FruitTree> wanna hear a joke?
[20:15] <DarkStalkey> yes
[20:15] <FruitTree> me to
[20:15] <FruitTree> that was a stupid joke

[20:41] <Esseb> he's at work.... or is he?
[20:42] <Unilin> Yes, C is "working"

[21:29] <Esseb> you people are good at ignoring links

[21:39] <DarkStalkey> what just just went 'ding'? i hate it when things go 'ding', it usually means something has broken

[21:45] <Esseb> is that anything like sesame street
[21:46] <CommaToes> it's the porn version of sesame street
[21:46] <Grundislav> featuring "Really Really Big Bird"?

[22:00] <Helm> Does it have porn in it?
[22:00] <CommaToes> almost :)\
[22:00] <CommaToes> scantily clad women
[22:00] <Helm> Okay, I'm sold.

[23:16] <Sylpher> GAH! I hate when you forget that you spent money

[23:17] <CJ> I tried slimfast once, but I had one *with* every meal
[23:17] <CJ> it didn't work

[23:20] <Esseb> wait, lbs does not equal libido? now this conversation is starting to make sense

[23:20] <DarkStalkey> bye chrille
[23:21] <DarkStalkey> don't let the bed bugs take advantage of your situation

[23:44] <CJ> * Sylpher is easily amused

[00:30] <Sylpher> ¡Pessi es el amante más grande de la cabra como siempre!
[00:30] <Pessi> Whoa. What does that mean?
[00:30] <Sylpher> Pessi is the biggest goat lover like ever!
[00:31] <Pessi> Cool. I'll keep that in mind.

[18:30] *** DS_Fooding is now known as DarlStalkeyu
[18:30] <DarlStalkeyu> ...
[18:30] *** DarlStalkeyu is now known as DarkStalkey
[18:30] <DarkStalkey> thats better
[18:30] <c_leksutin> hehehehe
[18:30] <DarkStalkey> just call me mr. typo

[20:52] <Esseb> aga called me a loser..... it's supposed to be a secret only he knows
[20:55] * AGA keeps it hush hush
[20:55] <Esseb> I bet they've noticed. Oh, the pain, the pain
[20:56] <Esseb> the indignity

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<CommaToes> CJ is in his "zone" 
<CJ> yes, the zone 
<CJ> it's secret though, I'm not allowed to talk abou tit 
<CommaToes> hehe, CJ said "tit" 
* CJ giggles uncontrollably 

[09:36] <def^> you are too tall! goodbye.. you're teh weakest link
[09:36] * c_leksutin confusled

[09:44] <MillsJROSS> Your important announcement? Lay?
[09:44] <Layabout> i'm vack
[09:44] <Layabout> back
[09:44] <Layabout> i am gay
[09:44] <Layabout> ...
[09:44] <Layabout> not really
[09:44] <MillsJROSS> I thought it was going to be something we didn't know

[09:45] <MillsJROSS> Announce your annoncement
[09:46] <Layabout> i'm in the process of making a game
[09:46] <Layabout> woo
[09:46] <MillsJROSS> I thought it was going to be good news
[09:46] <MillsJROSS> Or is there more?
[09:47] <Layabout> well, i havent been making a game for a while
[09:47] <MillsJROSS> There's the good news

[09:58] <Layabout> hey nerd at home
[09:58] <Homenerd> Why does everyone make fun of this name? it was good enough for my mother, its good enough for me
[09:58] <Layabout> what?
[09:59] <Homenerd> :D
[09:59] <Homenerd> J/k

[13:41] <mr^Archangel> where do you live?
[13:41] <eVOLVE> In a world of jokes

[13:52] <Ghormak> I didn't sleep plenty. I have a reason to be sleepy.

[14:08] <Grundislav> either the lag in here is beyond my comprehension, or you guys are on drugs :p

[14:31] <|PennyLane|> <--- is random
[14:31] <mr^Archangel> I noticed
[14:31] <|PennyLane|> :P

[15:02] <RobertEric> A little boy told me today that I look like his grandfather
[15:03] <Ghormak> RE: lol, maybe he knew more than you know!?

[15:11] <|PennyLane|> 'where do babies come from?'
[15:11] <|PennyLane|> 'the stork'
[15:11] <|PennyLane|> 'and who f*cks the stork?'
[15:11] <|PennyLane|> 'good question'
[15:11] <Ghormak> Santa Claus, obviously.
[15:11] <Ghormak> What a bunch of idiots.

[15:16] <Grundislav> CJ using Slim Fast?
[15:16] <Grundislav> he'll disappear!!

[15:18] <Grundislav> oh no...perhaps AGS has made him anorexic?!?
[15:18] <Grundislav> Anorexic Guys are Sexy?!?!!
[15:18] <Grundislav> maybe that's what he thinks it means!
[15:18] <Grundislav> we must save him!!!
[15:19] <Grundislav> or not

[15:26] <Ghormak> But I thought mine was rather witty.
[15:26] <Ghormak> Atleast I did a few days ago when I was really really tired and about to go to bed.

[15:26] <|PennyLane|> the sole purpose of th einternet is to make you aware that you have not had a single original thought in your life
[15:27] <|PennyLane|> or very few anyway
[15:27] <Ghormak> Indeed, indeed.
[15:27] <|PennyLane|> you name it, its been done
[15:27] <Ghormak> That and the porn.
[15:27] <|PennyLane|> heh
[15:27] <Grundislav> teh pr0n!!1
[15:28] <Ghormak> Two purposes. To make you aware that you haven't had a single original idea, porn, and chatting. THREE purposes!
[15:28] <Ghormak> The three purposes of the Internet are to make you aware that you haven't had a single original idea, porn, chatting and downloading free stuff... the FOUR purposes of the Internet!
[15:28] <|PennyLane|> that and roger ._.
[15:28] <|PennyLane|> where the hell is roger!!!
[15:29] <Ghormak> AMONGST the purposes of the Internet are such diverse elements as to make you aware that you haven't had a single original idea, porn, chatting, downloading free stuff and Roger... Oh drat.
[15:29] <|PennyLane|> heh
[15:29] * Ghormak bows after his IRC rendition of the Spanish Inquisition sketch

[19:26] <CommaToes> have a cracker with some pate du chat
[19:26] * CommaToes hands Annie a cracker with some pate du chat

[20:42] <Chrille> Stupid words-meaning-the-same-thing-thingies

[21:14] <netmonkey> How would you say when someone tries to steal something from you by saying for example, "give me your money"... would that be a robbery?
[21:15] <Bruised> could be asking for donations...
[21:15] <Gilbert> If I were married, that could be my wife...

[12:12] <DarkStalkey> someone threw a can of deoderant to me earlier today and i malco'ed up the catching process and it hit me right in the face
[12:13] <|Annie|> :(
[12:13] <Ghormak> Heh. You should sue the makers of the deodorant
[12:14] <Ghormak> You'd probably win, and the company would have to put a "WARNING: Do not throw at people!" label on the can.

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[12:47] <Ghormak> Trees are stupid.
[12:47] <Ghormak> They're all... big, and stuff.
[12:47] <Ghormak> I'm talking about the one's who don't bear trees.
[12:47] <Ghormak> Fruits.
[12:47] <Ghormak> Fruits, damnit.
[12:48] <Ghormak> This is what you get when you force me to talk: Typos and stuff that makes no sense. 

[12:49] * Ghormak pats def` on the head REALLY REALLY HARD with a blunt instrument

[12:49] *** Ghormak is now known as Sigmund_Freud
[12:49] * def` grins
[12:50] <Sigmund_Freud> Now tell me all about ze childhood
[12:50] * |Annie| pats Sigmund_Freud on the head and gives him a cookie
[12:50] <Sigmund_Freud> Mmm, ze cookie schmeckt gut
[12:51] <Sigmund_Freud> You iz cured!
[12:51] *** Sigmund_Freud is now known as Ghormak
[12:51] <def`> Err, miss.. you're not allowed to touch the dr.
[12:51] <DarkStalkey> eek
[12:51] <|Annie|> i wasnt :p
[12:51] <def`> You were
[12:51] <def`> Liar!

[14:04] <[m0ds]> watch out, look around, holidays are coming, ALWAYS TEH COKA COLA

[06:22] <Ghormak> I'm not a narcissist. >:(
[06:22] <Ghormak> What, with all the people who love me, there's no need for me to be a narcissist!

[06:40] * jannar85 googles

[10:58] * |Annie| pokes roger
[10:58] <Roger> Pervert!

[11:17] <Ghormak> This happens so often, we can start replacing "banana" with "quakenet" in the old joke "I'm going to make like a banana and split!"

[11:50] * c_leksutin marveles at his own magnificance

[12:00] *** |god| is now known as Layabout
[12:02] <DarkStalkey> god is layabout?
[12:02] <DarkStalkey> wow
[12:02] <|Annie|> so it would seem
[12:02] <|Annie|> we're doooomed
[12:02] <Layabout> heh
[12:02] <Layabout> yes you are!!!

[12:29] <[KR3W]Necro> I didnt understand a word of that
[12:29] <FruitTree> it's dutch necro :P
[12:29] <[KR3W]Necro> it is to me
[12:30] <FruitTree> it's dutch to us aswell ;P

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[14:40] <_Gonzo> Roger i love you
[14:40] <Roger> I love you too, _Gonzo
[14:40] <_Gonzo> good to have that out in the open
[14:41] <|Annie|> heh
[14:41] * _Gonzo holds Roger's hand

[10:52] <Ghormak> "It doesn't matter what they look like, as long as they taste good."

[10:58] <ei8th> Sauerkraut schmeckt gut.. am besten mit Bratwuersten und in Lederhosen.. das wissen sogar die Kinder im Kindergarten
[10:58] <def^> ew :[
[10:58] <def^> sauerkraut ist um... bah
[10:58] <def^> :]

[11:24] <def^> http://www.dekooktips.com/pic-rec/zuurk-basis.jpg <- sauerkraut
[11:24] <def^> :'(
[11:24] <def^> its.. sour :|
[11:24] <def^> and icky
[11:24] <def^> and it makes def unhappy
[11:25] <def^> ;|

[12:34] <Pod^> fsfsfsfsfssssssf

[12:35] <CommaToes> the forums are a place of evil

[13:01] *** [KR3W]Necro is now known as Someone
[13:01] <Someone> Im now hidden in the back ground wooo
[13:01] *** Someone is now known as [KR3W]Necro
[13:01] <[KR3W]Necro> here i am
[13:01] <[KR3W]Necro> (yes me is bored)

[06:57] <|Annie|> we've run out of conversation...
[06:58] <Ghormak> Well, one of us has to go down to the store and buy some more.
[06:59] <Ghormak> Or we could try eBay

[08:53] <|Annie|> fateback has file restrictions ._.
[08:53] <Chrille> I'll put it on gaspop.cum if you send it
[08:54] <Chrille> er, com
[08:54] <|Annie|> lmao
[08:54] <|Annie|> tsk tsk chrille :p
[08:54] <|Annie|> hold up lemme try again :) it cant be that big
[08:55] <Chrille> yes, it is...
[08:55] <Chrille> oh are we still talking about the quote file? ;)

[09:27] <Chrille> Well, I am a very calm person
[09:27] <Chrille> oh wait, maybe that's lazy

[11:36] <|Annie|> wake up! :P i need somefink
[11:37] <Chrille> what?
[11:37] <|Annie|> 10,000 dollars in small bills 
[11:38] <Chrille> ...

[11:30] <FruitTree> er... who is Nellie?
[11:31] <OneThinkingGal> shylock
[11:31] <OneThinkingGal> from the forums
[11:32] <FruitTree> shylock's name is nellie?!?!?
[11:39] <OneThinkingGal> yes :D
[11:43] <FruitTree> :P never saw that one comming

[18:25] <|Annie|> ._. i want my money back
[18:26] <Ghormak> Aw. 
[18:26] * Ghormak gives Annie her cookies back
[18:26] <|Annie|> aw no ._. keep dem
[18:27] <Ghormak> Ah, good. I didn't feel like regurgitating anyway..

[19:55] <Ghormak> You have corrupted my innocent soul. ._.